England v Sri Lanka, Johannesburg, 13:30 Start

[Marc]

Hooray even MORE Cricket even if it is hapless England and their One Day Ponies!!

Good news for us Sussex fans (and god knows we need it) is that Luke Wright is expected to be fit to play after training this week

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'm gonna hazard a guess and say we're gonna lose this one


DILSCOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

 

[8ace]

England win the toss and will field first.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Fill your boots Dilshan, Sangakarra and the rest

 

[keaton]

No Rashid apparently. Bloody idiots.

 

[CHAPPERS]

The pitch the other day looked good for seamers though. Apparently loads of dew came down on this ground the other night so it shouldn't be too easy for their spinners to grip the ball.

Not that this will make any difference as they'll beat us by about 100 runs.

 

[CHAPPERS]

England team
JM Anderson, SCJ Broad, PD Collingwood, JL Denly, EJG Morgan, G Onions, MJ Prior†, OA Shah, AJ Strauss*, GP Swann, LJ Wright
Sri Lanka team
TM Dilshan, ST Jayasuriya, DPMD Jayawardene, SHT Kandamby, KMDN Kulasekara, SL Malinga, AD Mathews, BAW Mendis, M Muralitharan, TT Samaraweera, KC Sangakkara*†


No Sidebottom! Hooray!

 

[keaton]

At least there's no Sidebottom or Bresnan

England team
AJ Strauss*, JL Denly, OA Shah, PD Collingwood, EJG Morgan, MJ Prior†, LJ Wright, SCJ Broad, GP Swann, G Onions, JM Anderson
Sri Lanka team
TM Dilshan, ST Jayasuriya, KC Sangakkara*†, DPMD Jayawardene, SHT Kandamby, TT Samaraweera, AD Mathews, KMDN Kulasekara, M Muralitharan, SL Malinga, BAW Mendis

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i actually despise sidebottom

dunno why

i just really wanna stab him in his ridiculous face

 

[Perry Milkins]

At least there's no Sidebottom or Bresnan

England team
AJ Strauss*, JL Denly, OA Shah, PD Collingwood, EJG Morgan, MJ Prior†, LJ Wright, SCJ Broad, GP Swann, G Onions, JM Anderson
Sri Lanka team
TM Dilshan, ST Jayasuriya, KC Sangakkara*†, DPMD Jayawardene, SHT Kandamby, TT Samaraweera, AD Mathews, KMDN Kulasekara, M Muralitharan, SL Malinga, BAW Mendis

He is probably a safer bat than Lanky Lukey right now...

 

[Perry Milkins]

i actually despise sidebottom

dunno why

i just really wanna stab him in his ridiculous face

How awful..I just wanna cut his locks...

 

[CHAPPERS]

Sidebottom is a f***ing IDIOT mate. He can't field for SHIT but when someone misfields off his bowling he gives them a right EAR BASHING. Plus he's got stupid f***ing hair and is generally a lumbering OAF.

This bowling attack looks much better, as long as Broad pitches the ball up. I reckon Onions is a good pick.

 

[Uncle Buck]

How will Shah mess up today?

 

[8ace]

There is no radio commentary on the BBC it would appear

 

[CHAPPERS]

How will Shah mess up today?

And why does he always look so scared? It's like he's seen Satan himself sometimes.

 

[Uncle Buck]

And why does he always look so scared? It's like he's seen Satan himself sometimes.

He is a liability.

 

[Perry Milkins]

How will Shah mess up today?

why just him Piers...they are all pretty mediocre at present. Collingwood, Bopara, at the most mediocre..

 

[The Wizard]

He is a liability.

Top scorer for England in the one day game in the past 2 years...

 

[crodonilson]

f***ing come on boys, lets get into those Sri Lankan batsmen!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

enjoyed swann pissing himself during the anthems