England v Australia

[LamieRobertson]

If we lose, I'm moving out of Wales! Life will be unbearable!!!!

Anywhere in England you had in mind?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Woodward is right we should have kicked that second penalty instead of continue the advantage.

 

[Beach Hut]

We can break well but the Aussies look menacing

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

I'm trying hard, but I don't understand this rugby malarkey.

The commentator describes what happens, I don't understand it

The summariser summarises and I still don't understand. He seems to have a load of words in a random order.

The analyser then comes in and analyses and I'm even more confused than I was at the start.

I think I'll stick to football when I understand what's going on, the ref is biased, we're brilliant but can't hit a barn door with a cow's banjo and if we don't get promoted we can always fire the manager or blame Mark McGhee.

Still, it beats the shit out of Strictly Come Dancing.

Better yet, a rum and coke on the balcony and an early night.

Did I mention I used to work with Lawrence Dallaglio's dad? What a prat he was!

Sorry I interrupted your game. Carry on.

 

[Icy Gull]

Australian ball retention much better than Englands

 

[lawros left foot]

I'm trying hard, but I don't understand this rugby malarkey.

The commentator describes what happens, I don't understand it

The summariser summarises and I still don't understand. He seems to have a load of words in a random order.

The analyser then comes in and analyses and I'm even more confused than I was at the start.

I think I'll stick to football when I understand what's going on, the ref is biased, we're brilliant but can't hit a barn door with a cow's banjo and if we don't get promoted we can always fire the manager or blame Mark McGhee.

Still, it beats the shit out of Strictly Come Dancing.

Better yet, a rum and coke on the balcony and an early night.

Did I mention I used to work with Lawrence Dallaglio's dad? What a prat he was!

Sorry I interrupted your game. Carry on.

One of my favourite ever posts, and although I don't know Lawrence Dallaglios dad, I agree with every word

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Little sign so far of England showing themselves capable of DOMINATING the game. And that's what's needed.

 

[Triggaaar]

Thanks

 

[Icy Gull]

Little sign so far of England showing themselves capable of DOMINATING the game. And that's what's needed.

That is probably because they are BEING dominated. Not looking good so far

 

[Pavilionaire]

What DOES Robshaw actually do?

 

[TomandJerry]

Another Australia try

 

[hitony]

Anywhere in England you had in mind?

Sorry about the slow reply....I was House Hunting on the internet......anywhere will do!!! FFS!!! yet another try.............Lancaster will dive on the sword after this game!!

 

[Pavilionaire]

Nothing is going right here, at all.

 

[Beach Hut]

This looks ominous.....

 

[Icy Gull]

England don't look capable of turning this around

 

[Hugo Rune]

England Rugby win or Albion win - typical. We get neither

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Taxi for Lancaster........

 

[Ernest]

Getting thrashed here, another over rated team of English bell ends embarrassing the nation again

 

[zeetha]

Too many mistakes as in the Wales game. We need a try and fast but it doesnt look likely...

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

This is going to get ugly