England players (?) fly home.

[Leekbrookgull]

Chartered flight from Johannesburg. Why chartered ? Let them suffer scheduled & economy. Make then queue to check-in.

 

[Trigger]

SEVERE WEATHER WARNING:.... Shower of SHIT to arrive from South Africa within 24 hours.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Where is Eyjafjallajökull when you need it?

 

[Stevegull]

Why do they have to come back, cant they just stay there?

 

[The Wizard]

SEVERE WEATHER WARNING:.... Shower of SHIT to arrive from South Africa within 24 hours.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

make them walk

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Just heard that only 22 of the players are actually on the flight back from Johannesburg.

Would have been all 23 but Robert Green missed it.

 

[ofco8]

Was hoping they would seek asylum over there.

 

[Trigger]

If only I had 23 vuvuzelas to ram up their overrated arses. :vuvu2:

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall on that flight.

Do you think Rooney's lounging around up the front, doing absolutely f*** all and complaining at the cabin crew about everything?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Chartered flight from Johannesburg. Why chartered ? Let them suffer scheduled & economy. Make then queue to check-in.

..& shove the lot of 'em in the Baggage Hold.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall on that flight.

Do you think Rooney's lounging around up the front, doing absolutely f*** all and complaining at the cabin crew about everything?

Probably plenty of spaces at the back.

 

[Durlston]

Make them get the coach home via Angola.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

If only I had 23 vuvuzelas to ram up their overrated arses. :vuvu2:

What's the best centre back in the Country, Michael Dawson done?

 

[Trigger]

What's the best centre back in the Country, Michael Dawson done?

Yes, perhaps a little harsh, with the 23 vuvuzela's any player that didn't play can sacrifice their vuvu arse ramming so as Rooney can have extra vuvu's for being the SHITTEST player in the squad.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Probably plenty of spaces at the back.

Terry, Upson and Johnson were all given tickets together at the back, but got up and disappeared about ten minutes after take off and nobody's seen them since.

 

[sir albion]

Why do they have to come back, cant they just stay there?

They have a 100k a week wages to collect

 

[Pavilionaire]

If it's a fans welcome the players want maybe they could divert the plane to Glasgow?...

 

[Uncle Buck]

Well they are flying Virgin, which with Rooney's World Cup record is very apt.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Unable to face the embarrassment of their annual winter migration to South Africa, the fuming starlings took their chance as the England plane soared into sight