Encounters with chavs?

[Basil Fawlty]

After walking past a group of chavs today in the park, have you had any encounters with Chavs?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

did you see them whilst feeding the ducks?

 

[Brighton Boy]

yep danny seagull , most fridays event

 

[Bakesy]

Yes...............next question

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

After walking past a group of chavs today in the park, have you had any encounters with Chavs?

You ARE a chav

 

[Goodfella]

What exactly did you encounter?

 

[Cian]

No, and I also have chav-armour for whenever I need to go to a scummy area (white Nike tracksuit, blue Nike baseball cap). Wouldn't be seen dead with it on, except in Ballymun/Tallaght/etc, where I wouldn't be seen alive without it

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

You'll be having plenty of encounters with them on October 18th!

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Oh, what coincidence!

My wife has just come back glowing from an encounter with chavs in Lee on Solent in Hampshire. The little shits threw an ice cream (pink!) at the car. She thought "stuff it, I don't see why I should take this" and executed a high speed U-turn to have a quick word. They all scarpered, brave as you like.

She then cruised the streets looking for them(!) and found one hiding behind a wall. She parked up, and confronted him, using words that would appear on here as !!!! and !!!!. She took one step forward, and he ran away, pausing only to swear at her. She still had the bit between her teeth, so she got back in the car and drove around looking for them.

She saw them down an alley, executed another high speed U-turn and drove at them down the alley! All ran, and one threw himself and his bike over a garden wall! She got out giving it the "come on then" like a true crew member, and not one of them wanted to play.

She wants to go out chav-hunting again now, she's got a taste for it!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

And you married that?!

 

[Bakesy]

You'll be having plenty of encounters with them on October 18th!

Before then Matey............off to Burnley this weekend

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Yep, but she never used to be like that. I think she has just had enough of chavs, dogshit and generally people not taking responsibility for their actions. He was lucky, she has the capacity to inflict lots of pain on people (trained her myself, so she must be good!) - if he had stepped up, she would have dislocated at least his elbow, knowing full well that the police would have seen a male chav against a single female.....

Considering the total sum of fighting arts that gets into our car, someone being silly would incur the direct wrath of four people who could cause serious damage - he was lucky it was just her.

Must admit, if I had been in the car I would have used his shirt to clean it.

Oh yes, she's a housing advice officer for the local council.....I advise people to be nice if they find themselves homeless in Gosport!

 

[Gully]

MYOB, does Ireland have chavs, I would have thought that the people of the mother country might have a little more taste...

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

I live near Basildon, go out my house and there are hundreds of em

 

[Tooting Gull]

What's the upper age limit for a chav?

 

[Gully]

Not sure Tooting but there is an upper IQ of 50, perhaps the age limit is something similar...

 

[Jonathon Livingstone]

I live near Basildon, go out my house and there are hundreds of em

I work in Crawley; go out at lunchtime and they're everywhere!

 

[Theatre of Trees]

If Lancing is anything to go by I think its 40.

 

[Scotty Mac]

just smack the little shits, thats the way to do it

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

If Lancing is anything to go by I think its 40.

Boundstone is CHAV heaven. God I'm pleased I left....



(except the train journey)