emile heskey

[charliegrey]

just seen emile heskey walking into the jolly sportsman!

 

[tottenhamseagull]

you sure it wasnt a bag of shit

 

[TrueFan]

 

[beorhthelm]

is that somewhere in Birmingham?

 

[Tricky Dicky]

just seen emile heskey walking into the jolly sportsman!

That must have hurt

 

[Conkers]

First post in 1 year. Couldn't you have come up with something better than that?

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

just seen emile heskey walking into the jolly sportsman!

well he can have his carvery and f*** right off.

 

[Badger]

just seen emile heskey walking into the jolly sportsman!

He was probably aiming for the building next door

 

[Scoffers]

I am still waiting for the second part of the joke.................

 

[tottenhamseagull]

He was probably aiming for the building next door

 

[Superphil]

that was both the first and second part

Emile & Heskey

 

[Mendoza]

He was probably aiming for the building next door

maybe he is practicing at the indoor tennis courts as its raining outside, but still needs to prepare for the defence of his womens Wimbledon title

 

[joker]

He was probably aiming for the building next door

Quality

 

[charliegrey]

rumour has it he wants a new challenge...
so he's taken up the all you can eat offer at the carvery

 

[porkypie]

 

[bhafc_ross]

hes having a meal with Tony bloom , Kevin Phillips , Simon cox , IGH

 

[Conkers]

rumour has it he wants a new challenge...
so he's taken up the all you can eat offer at the carvery

Like all great comedians, they wait 22 minutes to say the punch line.....and it was a shit one

 

[seagulls120]

If he singed for us I would love it. All though his rubbish in the prem he would ruin League 1.

 

[Safeway]

Where is the Jolly Sportsman anyway?

 

[Conkers]

Where is the Jolly Sportsman anyway?

From google:
The Jolly Sportsman, gastro pub restaurant, is situated on a quiet, no-through lane in rural Sussex by the South Downs, 20 mins from Brighton.

I thought he was talking about the Sportsman but was trying to increase his NSC word count so added an extra word to the name.