[Football] Emery OUT

[Machiavelli]

Useless. Get rid.
-- he's a dinosaur. Got outsmarted by a bright young manager
-- he might have a good record but that's in the past, he's now tactically inept, they cut through us so easily
-- he plays the team so compactly and centrally that it was just the easiest thing to set up against and murder us down the wings
-- substitutions too late
-- unlike that bright young manager, his substitutions didn't change the game either
-- no idea what his system is like, no shape, no identity
-- we're a CL club, we should be beating teams like Brighton


(Let's ignore the fact that our best defender went off badly injured and we had our in-form striker suspended. Those kinds of things just don't come into the equation, and I've no idea why I'm mentioning it anyway.)

 

[albionalbino]

Dick

 

[el punal]

There’s definitely something of the night about him.

 

[MikeHimself]

Dick

Dick Emery…you’re having a laugh.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Useless. Get rid.
-- he's a dinosaur. Got outsmarted by a bright young manager
-- he might have a good record but that's in the past, he's now tactically inept, they cut through us so easily
-- he plays the team so compactly and centrally that it was just the easiest thing to set up against and murder us down the wings
-- substitutions too late
-- unlike that bright young manager, his substitutions didn't change the game either
-- no idea what his system is like, no shape, no identity
-- we're a CL club, we should be beating teams like Brighton


(Let's ignore the fact that our best defender went off badly injured and we had our in-form striker suspended. Those kinds of things just don't come into the equation, and I've no idea why I'm mentioning it anyway.)

Oooooh, you are awful. But I like you.

 

[Han Solo]

He took off their best player last night (Leon Bailey, though Rogers as also good) who had made life miserable for our left side and brought on Jacob Ramsey to protect the lead, allowing us to bring more people forward without worrying about counter-attacks.

I would be quite angry with that if I was a Villain because it was that sub rather than our own that made them lose the almost complete control they had from the start of the second half up until that point.

 

[GT49er]

Useless. Get rid.
-- he's a dinosaur. Got outsmarted by a bright young manager
-- he might have a good record but that's in the past, he's now tactically inept, they cut through us so easily
-- he plays the team so compactly and centrally that it was just the easiest thing to set up against and murder us down the wings
-- substitutions too late
-- unlike that bright young manager, his substitutions didn't change the game either
-- no idea what his system is like, no shape, no identity
-- we're a CL club, we should be beating teams like Brighton


(Let's ignore the fact that our best defender went off badly injured and we had our in-form striker suspended. Those kinds of things just don't come into the equation, and I've no idea why I'm mentioning it anyway.)

Ah, somebody else has been reading the Villa fans forum!

 

[Machiavelli]

Ah, somebody else has been reading the Villa fans forum!

Wouldn't dream of going near it, but I'm sure it's got its fair share of entitled know-it-alls dispensing their cod-analysis

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Oooooh, you are awful. But I like you.

Beat me to it!

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Useless. Get rid.
-- he's a dinosaur. Got outsmarted by a bright young manager
-- he might have a good record but that's in the past, he's now tactically inept, they cut through us so easily
-- he plays the team so compactly and centrally that it was just the easiest thing to set up against and murder us down the wings
-- substitutions too late
-- unlike that bright young manager, his substitutions didn't change the game either
-- no idea what his system is like, no shape, no identity
-- we're a CL club, we should be beating teams like Brighton


(Let's ignore the fact that our best defender went off badly injured and we had our in-form striker suspended. Those kinds of things just don't come into the equation, and I've no idea why I'm mentioning it anyway.)

Are you suggesting Villa has its own contingent of bed-wetters? I though that was a purely Albion thing....

 

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

Useless. Get rid.
-- he's a dinosaur. Got outsmarted by a bright young manager
-- he might have a good record but that's in the past, he's now tactically inept, they cut through us so easily
-- he plays the team so compactly and centrally that it was just the easiest thing to set up against and murder us down the wings
-- substitutions too late
-- unlike that bright young manager, his substitutions didn't change the game either
-- no idea what his system is like, no shape, no identity
-- we're a CL club, we should be beating teams like Brighton


(Let's ignore the fact that our best defender went off badly injured and we had our in-form striker suspended. Those kinds of things just don't come into the equation, and I've no idea why I'm mentioning it anyway.)

teams like Brighton…

 

[el punal]

Wouldn't dream of going near it, but I'm sure it's got its fair share of entitled know-it-alls dispensing their cod-analysis

Probably cut and paste from our forum then, well from the usual whinging suspects I reckon.

 

[POSKETT AT THE VALLEY]

Dick

Dad…..I got it wrong again.

 

[Zeberdi]

Wouldn't dream of going near it, but I'm sure it's got its fair share of entitled know-it-alls dispensing their cod-analysis

Ha! You probably don’t need to - it’s pretty bog standard unhappy football fan stuff you see on almost every football forum after a bad run of performances - it’s the lexicon of discontent

Nada nada nada …

 

[AmexRuislip]

Count....

****....

 

[tedebear]

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That is being very unkind to the Count!

 

[GT49er]

Wouldn't dream of going near it, but I'm sure it's got its fair share of entitled know-it-alls dispensing their cod-analysis

Funny - all you posted is on here (as linked on the matchday thread) -

Ratings & Reactions: Villa v Brighton

Your ratings and reactions please. Keep it respectful even if you know everyone else is wrong. A mod will add the players to the MoTM poll later.

www.villatalk.com

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

He’s not much of a manager to be honest, three hours before kick off and he’s sitting with the Brighton fans in the Premier Inn bar

 

[Balders]

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Nada nada nada …

How refreshing that this kind of thing happens on other forums, not just NSC. I'm just off to have a gander at the Man Utd forum for yet more comedy gold ;-)

 

[Cheggers]

Dick

I wouldn't get your Dick out if I were you. That sort of thing tends to be frowned upon these days.