Eggs are indestructible - OFFICIAL

[Vinyl Richie]

I know that most of you probably won't have an egg to hand but you have to trust me and put it to the test when you get home.

THE FACT:
It is IMPOSSIBLE to crush and egg in the palm of your hand when your arm is out stretched.....FACT

At first I thought it was a joke and they were just trying to make a fool out of me (whilst egg yoking my own home) BUT it is true, knowledge is the bomb,

I-thank-you

 

[tedebear]

explain how this test in conducted??

 

[Vinyl Richie]

I thought I did

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

Nice one dicksplash there's now egg f***ing everywhere!
****

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Try telling that to my carpet

 

[Vinyl Richie]

This should help Ted

1) put egg in palm of hand.
2) out stretch arm
3) try to crush the defient egg
4) admit defeat to the egg and marvel at the eggs strength


please note the egg in pitcure is some kind of man-sized egg. Do test with normal chicken egg.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

are you two serious?

I couldn't crush it! Did you follow outstretched arm properly

 

[tedebear]

hmmm - ok I shall investigate this evening with regular sized egg - and report back...

 

[Safeway]

1) put egg in palm of hand.
2) out stretch arm
3) try to crush the defient egg
4) admit defeat to the egg and marvel at the eggs strength

5) Show the little **** who's boss by cooking and eating him.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

What difference does it make if your arm is outstretched, your fingers can still cover the whole egg, this is bollocks.

I haven't tried it anyway Buddha, theres already enough egg on my carpet

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

are you two serious?

I couldn't crush it! Did you follow outstretched arm properly

There's egg everywhere

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Nice one dicksplash there's now egg f***ing everywhere!
****

sorry but that is quite funny....... it's supposed to work.


ALL NEW EGG CRUSHERS. TRY IT OVER YOUR SINK!!!!!!!

 

[Marc]

its also possible to toss said egg through the air and see it bounce and roll along the ground, done this once and it worked 4/10 times, apparently it hits the 'hard' pointy bit on the first bounce then just rolls along the rest of the way!

 

[Meade's Ball]

I refuse to believe that Jeremy Beadle's Hand could crush an egg. It would have to belong to a sparrow or robin red-breast.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Don't try this at home

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Danny you knobhead you made me feel bad for nothing!

I still believe JBH and feel like a **** about it. An evil **** at that cause I can't help finding it funny........properly sorry if true tho

 

[CHAPPERS]

On record braekers they threw a shit load of eggs out of a helicopter, one survived and they claimed a record. I always hated that show.

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

I refuse to believe that Jeremy Beadle's Hand could crush an egg. It would have to belong to a sparrow or robin red-breast.

Bog standard Caged Chicken egg. Why don't you give it a try in your living room

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I gotta try that sometime

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Bog standard Caged Chicken egg. Why don't you give it a try in your living room

Dont tell me you missed that joke?

Rubbish.

btw, my flatmate once shook Jezza Beadles gammy hand.