Eating your dinner on the train

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

I bet on those headphones he was listening to Chicken Tikka by Abba

 

[LamieRobertson]

Is the OP on the wrong train?
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/what...oard-curry-train-newcastle-corbridge-11222371

 

[LamieRobertson]

I bet on those headphones he was listening to Chicken Tikka by Abba

its taken you a while to come up with that one

 

[skipper734]

They used to do this on the Brighton Belle. Keddgeree, Kippers eggs and stuff. Disgusting. No wonder the Belle is no more.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Little known fact that some people find the blend of herbs and spices in a takeaway curry sexually arousing.

Mate of mine always used to get a massive bhuna.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Bad news if the OP decides to swap to flying instead

 

[alfredmizen]

Currently sat next to a selfish tw*t that has decided it is acceptable to eat an extremely pungent curry next to me on the train home. With headphones in his ears so he doesn't even realise the noise he is making when eating. I'm not sure I have ever been more annoyed by a fellow commuter in 13yrs of travel by train. He clearly does it regularly as he has brought his own silver cutlery!

I appreciate there will always a time when we NEED to eat on the train and all rules go out of the window after a few beers late in in the evening but he's clearly sober and just being entirely inconsiderate of those around him.

Tw*t.

Grow a pair and say something then , I would.

 

[alfredmizen]

Perhaps he was on his way to visit his Nan, she’s in hospital she’s in a deep korma

Ive heard she's got a dodgy tikka

 

[portlock seagull]

I remember a similar incident, the guy had loads left to eat and was in a right PICKLE as we pulled into Liverpool LIME street.

 

[Dick Head]

He probably usually just has a cheese and pickle sandwich and a Mars™ but this week is NATIONAL CURRY WEEK.

https://www.awarenessdays.com/awareness-days-calendar/national-curry-week-2017/

 

[Super Steve Earle]

It's a train. Where else can the Mango...

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Grow a pair and say something then , I would.

Yeah I would have had a Goa him

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Was it the fast train...naan-stop to Brighton?

 

[alfredmizen]

Yeah I would have had a Goa him

Maybe I should calCUTTA him some slack

 

[alfredmizen]

Was it the fast train...naan-stop to Brighton?

 

[Birdie Boy]

You should have a raita Goa at him for that.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

its taken you a while to come up with that one

It could have been Korma Chameleon

 

[Hendrax]

Had a similar experience with what I can only describe as the most outrageous gum chewer I've ever experienced.

Headphones in slapping his lips whilst chomping down, open mouthed.

After about 5 minutes every single lip slap infuriated me further. Then I tapped him on his shoulder to remove the earphones and rather angrily/shouty, said to him "can you stop fuc king slapping your mouth together", to which he very gingerly replied, "sorry".

Half the carriage erupted in applause.

Felt really good.

 

[LamieRobertson]

It could have been Korma Chameleon

 

[GT49er]

Bring back the Brighton Belle! Oh for that pervasive smell of frying kippers!