Eastbourne schoolgirl, 15, 'missing with teacher'

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Goldstone Rapper

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Will be interesting to see how this story unfolds.
 






BHAFC_Pandapops

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Is that a sum for the maths teacher?
 
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BHAFC_Pandapops

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Maybe. It happened when I was a weee panda. Well. Not so wee. The head of R.E. ran off with a 14 year old and uhm...fed her his divining rod. He watched her turn the other cheek to his teachings, so to speak.
 






BHAFC_Pandapops

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Rather unfair to label her a slut, don't you think?

Yes. Unless, of course, he put two an two together...and equated that if he subtracted the bounds of the school, he could deduct her off to a magical place defying mathematics, then proceeded to divide her in two, and leave a remainder inside her.

Either way, he's fcuked.

If I'm wrong, I'll eat his thinking cap!
 














jakarta

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The force said it did not believe Megan was at risk

Good thinking from Eastbourne's finest - no doubt he has taken a 15 year old girl to the continent to give her an intense session of differential equations :facepalm:
 


BHAFC_Pandapops

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I'm not saying she's definitely promiscuous for sir, I'm just saying it's likely. It's also likely that there's a bit of foul play, but Ive seen it happen. Often. Maybe it's testament to the school I went to and a minority of people.
 


Muzzy

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This thread is going nowhere IMO. It needs pulling until some facts are released. Someone involved may be reading these inappropriate comments!
 




Goldstone Rapper

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Interesting that Ernest's post survived the cull. Well done, Ernest!
 


Billy the Fish

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The force said it did not believe Megan was at risk

Good thinking from Eastbourne's finest - no doubt he has taken a 15 year old girl to the continent to give her an intense session of differential equations :facepalm:

They probably mean that she's there of her own accors and isn't going to come to any harm
 


HawkTheSeagull

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The force said it did not believe Megan was at risk

Good thinking from Eastbourne's finest - no doubt he has taken a 15 year old girl to the continent to give her an intense session of differential equations :facepalm:

It means she wasnt kidknapped so isnt at risk of being killed - theres more to this than we of course no - probably a student/teacher relationship.
 




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