East Stand Dads we salute you !

[CheeseRolls]

Please feel free to add your own tributes below.

Insider has officially confirmed we have exceeded all expectations. The consumption of beer and pies has hit 80% against a target consumption rate of 50%.
A proud moment for the dads and a great example to parents everywhere of how to be a role model for future generations, whilst maintaining an adequate intake of calories.

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[Hercules Rockerfeller]

The Amex. Shortening the life of Albion fans since summer 2011!

 

[Lethargic]

Thank you although I will not be happy unitl we reach 100%

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

That percentage is bound to fall when the bars are ripped out to make way for the creche and bouncy castle. The Campaign for Real Face Painters starts HERE!

 

[TheMajor]

So that's whats stopping you singing !

 

[Gazwag]

Blimey, just read the "An incensed season ticket holder in the family stand"'s ATC complaint, there's me thinking the Amex was a football stadium not a kids playground.

 

[Hillian1]

Blimey, just read the "An incensed season ticket holder in the family stand"'s ATC complaint, there's me thinking the Amex was a football stadium not a kids playground.

Please tell me that thread never made it onto ATC. That really makes us look a bit noddy.

 

[ROSM]

Well these plaudits are not just for me (no honestly they're not). I'd like to thank all those who have helped, those who made the pies (and the veggie burgers) and those who brewed the ale. I hope that when the burgers improve, the sweets go down in price, the face painter stops using a stencil and chips are available we will finally hit 100%

We've all got to have aims

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

"They're the East Stand,
They're the East Stand
They're the East Stand Brighton dads"

(all the mums are at home slaving over a hot stove, hoovering and doing the ironing)

 

[Gazwag]

Please tell me that thread never made it onto ATC. That really makes us look a bit noddy.

Family Stand Gully's Gang

She's not impressed with the cost of sweets either

 

[Was not Was]

Insider has officially confirmed we have exceeded all expectations. The consumption of beer and pies has hit 80% against a target consumption rate of 50%.

What does this mean? 80% of what?

80% of stock is sold every match? (sounds like success, cos you don't want to sell out or have loads left)
80% of the club's target is sold every match? (sounds like failure)
80% of all adults have a beer and a pie? (sounds like the NHS is going to struggle to cope in years to come)

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

The last one! Top effort all round

 

[Hillian1]

Family Stand Gully's Gang

She's not impressed with the cost of sweets either

Dear god.

Does this mean I can have a moan about the 123 stairs to the WSU?

Back on topic, well played East Stand dads, or should that be well eaten/drank?

 

[sirbrian]

East Stand - Family Stand one end Retired Stand the other. although of course I'm not retired but a lot around us are .. they don't stand up, don't sing but can't arf put away the arveys

 

[Badger]

Family Stand Gully's Gang

She's not impressed with the cost of sweets either

The East Stand concourse should really look more like:

 

[catfish]

No wonder they spend so much time going to the karzy during the game.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Family Stand Gully's Gang

She's not impressed with the cost of sweets either

absolutely cringeworthy...but then again I'm the sort of dad who's alcohol intake while in charge of the boy is presently raising eyebrows

 

[janee]

This mum responsible for a fair few pies and pints (and still a size 12! ...for now)

 

[pasty]

It's not just down to East Stand dads. There's regularly 7 or 8 of us from the WSU & WSL that meet over there after the game for some post-match beers, and we can't be the only ones.

 

[Beach Hut]

Family Stand Gully's Gang

She's not impressed with the cost of sweets either

And also those sweets should be in a glass jar so when dropped another complaint can be raised when someone cuts themselves also there should be an abundant amount of chip sellers