Dwayne's Nonsense - Love it or hate it?

[Brovion]

The Pm's are the real tongue in cheek stuff. Nobody planted the drugs I was selling them!

Fair enough. I just re-read your post on the 'Safeway' thread and I realise I originally took the 'planted of course' at face value. One can't tell voice inflections on the web, but I suppose the 'stoned' smilie should have given it away.

So you were a drug dealer at University. I can't say that raises your credibility in my eyes but never mind. As for the PMs - did Turkey think they were 'tongue in cheek'?

 

[dwayne]

I dunno man.

 

[Bozza]

There have been plenty of threats from dwayne. The ones where he threatened to beat me up in front of my wife and baby at Coventry (I think it was) last season - were certainly not tongue in cheek.

His threats to take NSC down were not tongue in cheek either. I don't believe for one second he has the technical aptitude to do it - he can't even get on with MS Access for crying out loud - but he does have the vicious streak to want to do it.

 

[dwayne]

oooo errr missus I've rubbed old Bozza up the wrong way today, as for the MS Access thing, if I remeber correctly I was asking for some really obscure VBA code, and no one on the site could answer the question, including u.

 

[e block rebellion]

vba?

verbal bullshit association

 

[Bozza]

oooo errr missus I've rubbed old Bozza up the wrong way today, as for the MS Access thing, if I remeber correctly I was asking for some really obscure VBA code, and no one on the site could answer the question, including u.

Really?

It must be my imagination the 10 or so postings you made where you were crying out for help urgently, presumably because your boss or similar was expecting something you had talked yourself up about.

And just why did you hate Access - was it because it was so easy it bored you?

Exhibit Y: I hate Access

No denial on the threats to me though, I note.

 

[dwayne]

I don't think that thread proves much...or rather what level I am at with Access.

 

[Turkey]

I've learnt all about Access in my IT A-Level.

 

[dwayne]

I've learnt all about Access in my IT A-Level.

well done. Now move along.

 

[dwayne]

Bozza can you do me a favour and find that Access problem I had on the old site. Cheers. Something to do with the dates.

 

[Braders]

dwaynes dwayne nuff said really . i like him

 

[Turkey]

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm How refreshing.

 

[Dunkstar]

Its beginning to get get get on my nerves!

 

[berkshire seagull]

He is harmless and adds a bit of spice mmm!

 

[JEM]

Talks himself up at every opportunity - which everyone can see through - but is indeed a character as are many of the people on here.

I am indifferent towards him myself. Annoying sometimes, funny others. Just like life.

 

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[Braders]

wish i hadn't seen that ss !

 

[dwayne]

errn rd bounce