dwayne's night-time adventures

[Juan Albion]

My mate (who should know) tells me that dwayne did indeed have sex with a whore. However, she was so unimpressed she told him to keep the money and to spend it on one of those enlarger pump things. Therefore his account is technically correct - he didn't pay for sex.

 

[Blue&WhiteSea]

 

[Hiney]

What do we have here?

One receipt for a Swedish Penis Enlarger ..............................

in the name of Dwayne

Yeah baby!!

 

[Juan Albion]

It's not dwayne's fault. It is all those steroids for his puppies.

 

[Faldo]

My mate (who should know) tells me that dwayne did indeed have sex with a whore. However, she was so unimpressed she told him to keep the money and to spend it on one of those enlarger pump things. Therefore his account is technically correct - he didn't pay for sex.

My source tells me that it was like sex, only shorter.

 

[Kenhead]

 

[Juan Albion]

Actually, I think he left it that he would get back to her when he'd found it...

 

[dwayne]