[Humour] Drunk Hedge Sex

[Norman Potting]

No additional comments needed I feel! Those wacky Yorkshire persons.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-44964690

 

[Gary Leeds]

I nearly had a panic attack with that thread title, thought it said "Drunk Hodges Sex"

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

I assume the Massive are, er, all over this.

 

[GT49er]

A - ahem - bush of stinging nettles in an appropriate place, perhaps?

 

[LamieRobertson]

Should be a privet matter

 

[Gwylan]

A - ahem - bush of stinging nettles in an appropriate place, perhaps?

Yeah, should have done more to protect it, looks like he just rested on his laurels

 

[Pavilionaire]

Nothing more attractive than a well-trimmed bush.

 

[essbee1]

I didn't twig for a while.

 

[Stat Brother]

How do you get a hedge drunk?

 

[NooBHA]

Bless him - He just gave her a ''Brazilian'' live on camera

 

[rool]

How do you get a hedge drunk?

Get it half cut

 

[el punal]

I didn't twig for a while.

I think it could be a case of comes and leaves. Still, I suppose it’s better than a holly bush otherwise he would have felt a prick.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Get it half cut

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Only one way to stamp out this vile Yorkshire practice - threaten to charge them a penny a go

 

[Durlston]

Where else can you go when you meet a fine filly after a few beers?

I have a drunken memory of trying to do up my jeans and falling into some stinging nettles after sh@gging a South African girl in a park. She found it absolutely hilarious.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The topiarist is a ****ing WEIRDO. And his privet 'lady' looks like Martin Keown.

 

[Stat Brother]

There is a giant penis, 10-15ft high, in the garden of a house at the turn for Jay's Lane, north of Midhurst...


...which is nice