[Travel] Driving from London tomorrow

[Iford Albion]

FFS , check the AA route planner or something......do you need your bum wiping ?
I'm driving up from Dorset and have checked everything before I set off !

Having just evacuated the chilli con carne guest pie I could do with a rectal jet hose TBH. The collective wisdom of NSC beat Google hands down for making sure I got to the Amex before the pies ran out and then home in time for the aforementioned toilet emergency. Hopefully you also got there early enough to eat a guest pie but then got stuck in a traffic jam and sh@ yourself on the way back to Boreset.

 

[Bozza]

Having just evacuated the chilli con carne guest pie I could do with a rectal jet hose TBH. The collective wisdom of NSC beat Google hands down for making sure I got to the Amex before the pies ran out and then home in time for the aforementioned toilet emergency. Hopefully you also got there early enough to eat a guest pie but then got stuck in a traffic jam and sh@ yourself on the way back to Boreset.

Spectacular posting style right there.

 

[Iford Albion]

Spectacular posting style right there.

Many thanks Bozza. And a very good morning to all fellow '4th in the table' fans. UTA!