Dream readings.

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Can anyone read dreams on here?
Last night I dreamt that I broke down on the M23,I started walking along the hard shoulder when my mobile rang,it was Mickey Adams telling me that Alan Shearer had signed for Watford on loan and that I'd left my oven on!!!While all this is going on I'm puffing away on a B+H(been given up for 6 years now)when My sister drives past(she's been in Australia for the last 18 months)and tells me also that the ovens on!!!!
So distressed by all this I wake up with a jump and go and check the oven(it was off).
What the fucks all that about?

 

[Silent Bob]

You're a repressed homosexual.

 

[sir danny cullip]

Straange dream! I dreamt that ben roberts signed for millwall Its all this transfer talk about the new striker!

 

[Da Man Clay]

Last week i dreamed I was the new striker. Weird. I got slated by NSC after my first game in which i scored.

 

[Titanic]

Last week i dreamed I was the new striker. Weird. I got slated by NSC after my first game in which i scored.

Meaning: You need to get out more!

 

[Da Man Clay]

Meaning: You need to get out more!

 

[Lokki 7]

Walking on the hardshoulder of the M23 suggests you feel your life is moving forward slowly whilst others are flying past you and leaving you behind. This is re-enforced by Watord signing a big name striker whilst the Albion sign no one. You long for an easier time in your past that was safer and more secure, this is represented by your B&H and your sister returning. The theme of the oven being left on suggests you feel as though there will be negative consequences for you if you do not change your current predicament.

So from this we can see that you are a lazy failure going nowhere. You life is meaningless and you will no doubt die alone having achieved nothing.

Glad I could help.

 

[Trufflehound]

So from this we can see that you are a lazy failure going nowhere. You life is meaningless and you will no doubt die alone having achieved nothing.

That sums up pretty much everybody on this board.

 

[Hampden Park]

Walking on the hardshoulder of the M23 suggests you feel your life is moving forward slowly whilst others are flying past you and leaving you behind. This is re-enforced by Watord signing a big name striker whilst the Albion sign no one. You long for an easier time in your past that was safer and more secure, this is represented by your B&H and your sister returning. The theme of the oven being left on suggests you feel as though there will be negative consequences for you if you do not change your current predicament.

So from this we can see that you are a lazy failure going nowhere. You life is meaningless and you will no doubt die alone having achieved nothing.

Glad I could help.

lokki 7 = dear deidre

stubbsy get into the fast lane m8

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Maybe you were'nt being told "the oven's on."

Maybe they were telling you "McGovern's on."

A possible hint at our new signing.

 

[Pevenseagull]

the oven thing might be due to the government's latest advert about people leaving their oven's on


just a thought

 

[Dave the OAP]

Maybe you were'nt being told "the oven's on."

Maybe they were telling you "McGovern's on."

A possible hint at our new signing.

What that McGovern bloke who played for Cloughie at Derby and Forest? Bloody hell he must be in his 70's!!


BTW Ther dream means you are clinically insane and will shortly be applying for the Liberal party Leadership.

 

[Ding Dong !]

Suggest you cut down on the red wine before hitting the sack....you'll start to dream more normal dreams like Aliens landing in Brighton, ripping up the Withdean pitch, re-planting the grass on Mars in order to fulfill their local derby match against Jupiter who incidently will be captained by Trolley following a multi-million pound intergalactic transfer on the transfer deadline !!!!!!!!!!!!!