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Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,278
There's only a week or so left of it, but that's one of the worst jokes of this decade so far...
 






Taybha

Whalewhine
Oct 8, 2008
27,681
Uwantsumorwat
i quite liked that 1 , the lady friend just tutted and muttered twattish shit or something similar under her breath and f***ed off to tesco ,so its a 7.5 from me and a big fat 0 from her
 


The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
A lunatic escapes from the asylum and goes on the run. The first place he comes to is a launderette where he sees the women working in there, shags them senseless and legs it.

The women call the police, who turn up along with the intrepid reporter from the local rag. The headline the next day reads...

'NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS'




Sorry.
 


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