Don't you wish you lived somewhere exciting such as WHITSTABLE?

[El Presidente]

http://www.thisiskent.co.uk/whitstable/Seagull-flies-cat-beak/article-1124971-detail/article.html

Check out the comments on the story too

 

[bhaexpress]

Hmm, working down there next week, will have to make sure they can see my tattoo.

 

[R. Slicker]

Excellent comments

"That's nothing. Disappointed by the northerly aspect of my lounge, I goaded a team of seagulls on to my roof with a bag of chips (95p from my local chippy; very reasonable as I'm sure you'll agree!) and got them to, with some encouragement and gentle poking with a long stick, lift up the house and turn it round."

 

[folkestonesgull]

"My husband Barry would have gone mad. He'd shoot me before he'd shoot the cats."

Why is anyone shooting?

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Have you seen the size of her pussy?!

But amongst some true gems, I particularly loved this comment:

"The seagull has now left as well, leaving orange coloured poo all over our car. As I wiped it off I realised that the strange pattern was actually writing. It read "Nice knowing you but I'm off. There's plenty more fish in the sea!"

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Bloody Awful Seagulls!! - North Stand Chat

 

[surrey jim]

You think that was exciting.. Read this http://www.thisiskent.co.uk/news/Whitstable-mum-custard-shortage/article-845364-detail/article.html