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Taybha

Whalewhine
Oct 8, 2008
27,681
Uwantsumorwat
I visited a medium this morning and as nobody wanted to say hello from the other side,i asked if we will be relegated,Who was the reply ! Brighton and hove albion ,i said,she tutted then asked me to pick 7 tarot cards then proceeded to explain the results in great detail,and without boring the pants off of you this was the overall result,16 points from our remaining games,now if 52 points is enough for safety we are home n hosed! (thats if you believe in stuff like that) :angel:
 










Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
The finance director here is a fellow called Knight and he is a Dick...he was also was seen by me going DOWN to the coffee machine this morning before coming straight back up holding a cup...Is it a sign?
 




Taybha

Whalewhine
Oct 8, 2008
27,681
Uwantsumorwat
The finance director here is a fellow called Knight and he is a Dick...he was also was seen by me going DOWN to the coffee machine this morning before coming straight back up holding a cup...Is it a sign?

Was it a klix machine? as in everything will now click into place but spelt differently? if yes then yet another peice of the survival jigsaw slots neatly into place
 




Ding Dong !

Boy I'm HOT today !
Jul 26, 2004
3,119
Worthing
Walking down my street this morning I noticed a big pile of dog shit and what immediately sprung to my mind ???..............No not the filthy dog owner for letting his/her dog crap on the pavement,............... but the Albion team.

It's a sign I tell the.
 




Sweeney Todd

New member
Apr 24, 2008
1,636
Oxford/Lancing
Before the play-off finals in 2004, Mystic Meg was invited to predict the outcomes. She got all three predictions correct.
 


Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
Was it a klix machine? as in everything will now click into place but spelt differently? if yes then yet another peice of the survival jigsaw slots neatly into place

NO it is an EVOLUTION coffee machine, however I have applied the "Bible Code" formula to the list of hot drinks available (Chocomilk,Latte,Cappucino,Tea,Soup etc etc.) and come up with:

" We have two chances..slim and none"..of course I could reverse the menu of drinks and get "What is the Parsnip" but thats just stupid.
 


Taybha

Whalewhine
Oct 8, 2008
27,681
Uwantsumorwat
Evolution! ah ha even bigger sign that we will rise from the void of nothingness and finish 5th bottom
 


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