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Hampden Park

Ex R.N.
Oct 7, 2003
4,993
HampshireSeagulls said:
Have they got flight decks on cruise ships these days?

Or is Smudge just in charge of the deck chairs and sunbathing routines - like all good WAFUs!

:lolol: dont upset him now he's a grunter :lolol:
 




Deportivo Seagull

I should coco
Jul 22, 2003
5,478
Mid Sussex
HampshireSeagulls said:
Have they got flight decks on cruise ships these days?

Or is Smudge just in charge of the deck chairs and sunbathing routines - like all good WAFUs!

nowt wrong with having been a WAFU, I always liked the sunbathing routine .... deck chairs were a bit too much like hardwork:p
 


HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
Nothing wrong with sunbathing - except when the WAFUs wheel out the petrol pigeon, put the whole upper deck out of bounds, and claim they are doing maintenance. But when you look through the flight deck camera in HQ1, you can see the strap hangers bloody sunbathing in the cab seats!

Bastards!

Cue fire exercise in the hangar weapons stowage, suit the sods up in woolly bears and make them boundary cool for 60 minutes!
 


Hampden Park

Ex R.N.
Oct 7, 2003
4,993
HampshireSeagulls said:
Nothing wrong with sunbathing - except when the WAFUs wheel out the petrol pigeon, put the whole upper deck out of bounds, and claim they are doing maintenance. But when you look through the flight deck camera in HQ1, you can see the strap hangers bloody sunbathing in the cab seats!

Bastards!

Cue fire exercise in the hangar weapons stowage, suit the sods up in woolly bears and make them boundary cool for 60 minutes!

action lynx, action lynx (or wasp or sea-king or merlin or gazelle or whatever bird they use now)
 


Deportivo Seagull

I should coco
Jul 22, 2003
5,478
Mid Sussex
HampshireSeagulls said:
Nothing wrong with sunbathing - except when the WAFUs wheel out the petrol pigeon, put the whole upper deck out of bounds, and claim they are doing maintenance. But when you look through the flight deck camera in HQ1, you can see the strap hangers bloody sunbathing in the cab seats!

Bastards!

Cue fire exercise in the hangar weapons stowage, suit the sods up in woolly bears and make them boundary cool for 60 minutes!

The only problem is, I spent as much time in Norway, Scotland and bloody Otterburn, freezing my arse off in holes in the ground, whilst Royal spent the whole time filling each other in, as I did on board !!! .. actually Norway was corking but don't tell anyone ...
 




smudge

Up the Albion!
Jul 8, 2003
7,376
On the ocean wave
I left as a CPO(AH) after 26 years, loved it. Choose yer branch, take yer chance!!!

:clap2:
 




magoo

New member
Jul 8, 2003
6,682
United Kingdom
hampden park said:
smudge, when you log back on again please pm me as i recognise you from HMS Fearless. WAFU right?

:ohmy: I was a cadet with TS Fearless!! Birds like that weren't interested in us then for some reason.

oh, and you're a f***ing lucky bastard smudge!
 








Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
HampshireSeagulls said:
At the risk of getting my head kicked in by Yorkie - better quality than the Wrens at sea then? Where do we sign up?

We didn't go to sea in my day.
There were plenty of matelots marrying Wrens though. In my watch alone, 4 out of 5 married sailors (me included).
 




HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
smudge said:
I left as a CPO(AH) after 26 years, loved it. Choose yer branch, take yer chance!!!

:clap2:

Is there a requirement to drive tractors on cruise ships now then? Must be a come down for you after being on Carriers and all the luxury on there...!
 


Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

You can't change fighters
NSC Patron
Jul 25, 2005
10,911
on a pig farm
Deportivo Seagull said:
The only problem is, I spent as much time in Norway, Scotland and bloody Otterburn, freezing my arse off in holes in the ground, whilst Royal spent the whole time filling each other in, as I did on board !!! .. actually Norway was corking but don't tell anyone ...
happy days....i was 6th assault squadron on the intrepid.........norway rocks!!!
 






Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
72,413
Sounds like a perfect thread to get brighton_b0y to post some photos of his gorgeous pouting girlfriend in a Pompey shirt... :p
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,429
Location Location
smudge said:
Not the sort you're after, but here's one of the young lady & I with The Albion in the background!

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Very nice smudge.
Has she got a bit of a 'thing' for seamen then ?
 


SK1NT

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2003
8,762
Thames Ditton
Tom Hark said:
Sounds like a perfect thread to get brighton_b0y to post some photos of his gorgeous pouting girlfriend in a Pompey shirt... :p
ive burnt her pompey shirts ;)
 










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