Dog walker finds 8ft boa constrictor in field

[pearl]

Sadly, yes. It was a very poor 'dad' joke. I think I needed a coffee at the time.

I was clearing stuff out my flat recently and a cutting from the argus fell out of a book. It was about a court case, an incident in a pub in Portslade, a police dog was attacked, poor thing was a witness and had an upset tummy in court .... his name was Luke

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Found anything interesting on when walking your dog recently?
@Muhammed ' im hard ' Bruce Lee

Some northern bird on a photo shoot

 

[BN9 BHA]

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Some northern bird on a photo shoot

Bike getting on a bike

Why have you got 2 dog leads?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Bike getting on a bike

Why have you got 2 dog leads?

Trigger was on on the black 10m one, but he was off sniffing something, the chain one is what I put him on when he's being socially unacceptable....like trying to sniff a Kerry Katona's bicycle seat

 

[BN9 BHA]

Trigger was on on the black 10m one, but he was off sniffing something, the chain one is what I put him on when he's being socially unacceptable....like trying to sniff a Kerry Katona's bicycle seat

Socially unacceptable,
He didn't want a go on her leg then?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Socially unacceptable,
He didn't want a go on her leg then?

She stroked him and said 'oooooo, he can smell my dog'
I didn't even know who she was

 

[BN9 BHA]

She stroked him and said 'oooooo, he can smell my dog'
I didn't even know who she was

Did you notice the paparazzi ?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Did you notice the paparazzi ?

Yep, 2 geezers with military grade lenses lying in the grass a couple of hundred yards apart. Thought they were taking photos of the reservoir though.

I had the feeling it may have been staged, but then I thought 'how the fook would the paparazzi actually know that me and Trigger were going to be there THAT day

 

[Hillian1]

I saw that and thought it was you, then promptly dismissed said thought.

You've lost weight.

 

[Megazone]

Does anyone know if Dog Walker has a relation to England right back Kyle Walker?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I saw that and thought it was you, then promptly dismissed said thought.

You've lost weight.

You're too kind John