Dog death Porsche driver - massive Argus fail?

[catfish]

The whole thing sounds a bit strange to me ...
41 year old mother of 10 drives a 40k Porsche and is shacked up with a 33 year old Belgian builder, who like to visit Devils Dyke late at night. Is this the norm in Worthing?

This is perfectly normal for Worthing!

 

[keaton]

That's not a death threat though is it? It's an opinion, a comment the like of which comes up in newspaper comments, opinion and letters page every single day. Unless someone says I'm going to kill so and so because..... As I said, nobody be left on NSC if every such threat was carried out. Nor Palace e.g. "kill the scum, death to the scum type comments..." there must have been literally thousands such sentiments expressed down the years. Can't recall any actual murders though?!!

That's my point

 

[Buzzer]

That's my point

But those against Palace are non-specific whereas this is very specific against one person. This bloke isn't to know who is and who isn't just ranting on a forum. He's got a FB page set up against him. I think anyone in that situation (whether he is innocent or guilty) would be scared for his family, it's not that difficult to find out where he lives and lots of us don't live too far from him. I know I'd be petrified.

 

[terryberry1]

I don't believe a word of what the bloke is saying. The whole story is very odd

 

[skipper734]

I am glad he has cleared up how the Dog was attached to the Porsche. Having owned a couple over the years ( Porsches that is ) I couldn't imagine how the dog had been fastened to the back of the car.
His explanation sounds much more likely.

 

[Manx Shearwater]

His story, as implausible as it sounds to some whoppers on here, sounds a lot better than "Hey! I know! Lets tie my dog to the back of this car and drive around for miles where lots of other motorists can see what I'm doing and simply take my registration details and shop me to the police."

Really. A lot of people on here need to have a word with themselves.

The truth is, none of us know the full facts. Still doesn't stop the whoppers and kids playing truant from school from lining up on here and lighting torches and grabbing the nearest pitchfork.

F*ck me.

 

[Notters]

Chinny reckon.

Is this your version of "itchy chin down to the ground", which was the favoured expression in Uckfield in my youth, and "beard on", which is apparently in vogue in Portsmouth?

 

[wunt be druv]

It's not the most practical car if you have ten kids.

Perhaps they are planning an attempt at the World record for number of kids squeezed into a German sports car,you never know.

 

[Napper]

The bloke is guilty, its obvious . Just no proof on video and no witness and seeing as the dog cant talk......he walks

Justice eh.

 

[Easy 10]

Is this your version of "itchy chin down to the ground", which was the favoured expression in Uckfield in my youth, and "beard on", which is apparently in vogue in Portsmouth?

Kind of.
Its a bastardization of "itchy beard", which would be cried out at in the playground when someone came out with something of a slightly dubious nature. It would be accompanied by a suspicious stroking of the chin, as though pondering the validity of the doubtful statement whilst toying with an imaginary beard.

Pongo: "My dog lassoo'd a Porsche with his lead last night and raced it down the A27. He nearly won as well, but he tripped over at the Hangleton interchange and was dragged to a bloodied pulp".

Jennings: "Yeah, itchy beard".

Pongo: "Its TRUE. And my dad knows Tom Cruise, he's taking us all on holiday to Swanage next May".

Jennings: "Chinny reckon".

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Kind of.
Its a bastardization of "itchy beard", which would be cried out at in the playground when someone came out with something of a slightly dubious nature. It would be accompanied by a suspicious stroking of the chin, as though pondering the validity of the doubtful statement whilst toying with an imaginary beard.

Pongo: "My dog lassoo'd a Porsche with his lead last night and raced it down the A27. He nearly won as well, but he tripped over at the Hangleton interchange and was dragged to a bloodied pulp".

Jennings: "Yeah, itchy beard".

Pongo: "Its TRUE. And my dad knows Tom Cruise, he's taking us all on holiday to Swanage next May".

Jennings: "Chinny reckon".

"Jimmy Hill"

 

[Easy 10]

"Jimmy Hill"

Jimmy Hill HAD to be a factor in the chinnyness you would think. Although I never had him pegged as a liar.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

Jimmy Hill HAD to be a factor in the chinnyness you would think. Although I never had him pegged as a liar.

Definitely a derivation of Jimmy Hill. We used to stroke the imaginary beard too. And round our way it was pronounced 'Chinny Reck-On'.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

The bloke is guilty, its obvious . Just no proof on video and no witness and seeing as the dog cant talk......he walks

Justice eh.

I blame Thatcher.

 

[Questions]

But those against Palace are non-specific whereas this is very specific against one person. This bloke isn't to know who is and who isn't just ranting on a forum. He's got a FB page set up against him. I think anyone in that situation (whether he is innocent or guilty) would be scared for his family, it's not that difficult to find out where he lives and lots of us don't live too far from him. I know I'd be petrified.

Step aside Buzzer we don`t want to hurt you. We`re marching on the castle and there`s nothing you can do to stop us this time.
I`ve got the hemp rope, flax and pine resin and I`m on my way to pick up the Bürgermeister as we speak.

 

[Colossal Squid]

Kind of.
Its a bastardization of "itchy beard", which would be cried out at in the playground when someone came out with something of a slightly dubious nature. It would be accompanied by a suspicious stroking of the chin, as though pondering the validity of the doubtful statement whilst toying with an imaginary beard.

Pongo: "My dog lassoo'd a Porsche with his lead last night and raced it down the A27. He nearly won as well, but he tripped over at the Hangleton interchange and was dragged to a bloodied pulp".

Jennings: "Yeah, itchy beard".

Pongo: "Its TRUE. And my dad knows Tom Cruise, he's taking us all on holiday to Swanage next May".

Jennings: "Chinny reckon".

In my school the favoured development of this theme was to claim "Tutankhamun" whilst stroking one's chin, referencing the distinctive death mask of the diminutive Egyptian pharoah

 

[cmonbarrybringonwoody!]

Is this your version of "itchy chin down to the ground", which was the favoured expression in Uckfield in my youth, and "beard on", which is apparently in vogue in Portsmouth?

my fave was protruding your chin out whilst stroking it saying " jimmy hill" or " itchy green beard", i am doing both currently whilst working out if the idiot was a relative of herge :" tin tin and the case of the mysterious invisible sound coming from my partners car who has a wizards sleeve area"

 

[Easy 10]

In my school the favoured development of this theme was to claim "Tutankhamun" whilst stroking one's chin, referencing the distinctive death mask of the diminutive Egyptian pharoah

Nobody in my school would even have heard of him. You'd have got beaten up for trying to sound clever.

 

[Colossal Squid]

Nobody in my school would even have heard of him. You'd have got beaten up for trying to sound clever.

Probably because in YOUR DAY Tutankhamun hadn't yet made it to leader of the Egyptian empire.

Of course when I was in school, it was ancient history

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Nobody in my school would even have heard of him. You'd have got beaten up for trying to sound clever.

Indeed.

What manner of INSANITY is this we are hearing. He must have gone to some kind of POSH school for FREAKS.