[Humour] Does your anus really smell of farts?

[jcdenton08]

Butt*

;-)

 

[pearl]

grown men laughing about farting ... how very silly and juvanal

 

[Is it PotG?]

grown men laughing about farting ... how very silly and juvenile

 

[Goldstone1976]

grown men laughing about farting ... how very silly and juvanal

A grown woman tutting and rolling her eyes at men... how very cliched.

 

[pearl]

A grown woman tutting and rolling her eyes at men... how very cliched.

yes, very

 

[Easy 10]

grown men laughing about farting ... how very silly and juvanal

Yeah well you smell of weewee and poopoo.

 

[Your Mum]

Yeah well

your mum

smells of weewee and poopoo.

 

[AmexRuislip]

This thread is dire. I know I'm contributing by bouncing it, but it really is ****ing atrocious. Pity because AmexRuislip is a poster I normally particularly appreciate and agree with.

Afternoon, I apologise if you're offended, but was meant to be tongue in cheek (no pun intended).

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Bottom. *snigger*

Will you be going to Dicks Bar before the next game?

 

[pearl]

Yeah well you smell of weewee and poopoo.

only when I make an effart

 

[banjo]

I recon the ops on a wind up.

 

[studio150]

Actually Uranus had crash landed in Brighton

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/16179419.Public_toilets___39_stink_to_high_heaven__39_/

 

[hitony]

This thread is dire. I know I'm contributing by bouncing it, but it really is ****ing atrocious. Pity because AmexRuislip is a poster I normally particularly appreciate and agree with.

Chill out, he is 82 years old and enjoys the odd thread fart! he loves to squeeze one out! he finds it really funny when he lets one go!!

 

[AmexRuislip]

Chill out, he is 82 years old and enjoys the odd thread fart! he loves to squeeze one out! he finds it really funny when he lets one go!!

Cheeky sod, I'm 81

 

[hitony]

Cheeky sod, I'm 81

All I knew for certain was that you are 50 years older than me!

 

[AmexRuislip]

All I knew for certain was that you are 50 years older than me!

I heard you're older than water

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I heard you're older than water

How did you get this thread past your missus

 

[clapham_gull]

To end all the jokes, its actually pronounced your-an-us

Well since that's how I pronounce your anus, it's game on as far as I'm concerned.

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[marlowe]

grown men laughing about farting ... how very silly and juvanal

Are you a Latin scholar or was that a completely serendipitous oblique reference to the Roman poet Juvenal whose Satire III (58-125) contains the surprisingly pertinent lines:

Who’re always ready to throw up their hands and cheer
If their friend belches deeply, or perhaps pisses straight,
Or gives a fart when the golden bowl’s turned upside down.

I should point out, in case I'm coming across a bit Stephen Fry, that I came across this completely by chance as before your post I hadn't even heard of the Roman poet Juvenal, but your use of the word "juvanal" prompted my curiosity as I didn't know if it was an inadvertent misspelling of "juvenile", an intentional play on the words "juvenile" and "anal", or a word I'd never heard before, so I googled it to check, which led me to my discovery of Juvenal.

But thanks to you from now on I'll be using "Juvenal" as an adjective of reproach if ever I'm in the company of adults who are laughing and joking about farting.

 

[Megazone]

Back to the actual topic. If Uranus does smell like fart. Why are these so called scientists just assuming Uranus smells like eggy farts? Who's to say Uranus doesn't smell more Kebabish? or a boiled sprouts silent but violent? or what about the infamous Wotsits crisp farts which can haunt any room for hours?