[Humour] Does your anus really smell of farts?

[AmexRuislip]

Uranus actually stinks like eggy farts, scientists finally admit.
My childlike humour found this rather amusing

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/uranus-ac...farts-scientists-finally-admit-105426201.html

 

[jcdenton08]

Bit common.

 

[Trufflehound]

He who smelled it, dealt it.

FACT

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Uranus actually stinks like eggy farts, scientists finally admit.
My childlike humour found this rather amusing

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/uranus-ac...farts-scientists-finally-admit-105426201.html

I'm disappointed in you! Starting a thread like this indeed.

 

[Is it PotG?]

He who denied it, supplied it.

 

[Mr deez]

He who said the rhyme did the crime.

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[AmexRuislip]

I'm disappointed in you! Starting a thread like this indeed.

 

[Goldstone1976]

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She runs one of the very best cooking classes I've ever attended. It's located in a Bangkok slum, staffed by her and a group of slum residents. The morning was a culinary triumph and the folk are truly humbling and inspirational.

Stupid name for a book though.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

You said anus

 

[Goldstone1976]

You said anus

Bottom. *snigger*

 

[sydney]

She runs one of the very best cooking classes I've ever attended. It's located in a Bangkok slum, staffed by her and a group of slum residents. The morning was a culinary triumph and the folk are truly humbling and inspirational.

Stupid name for a book though.

most of Bangkok smell like yer anus...to be fair.

 

[Easy 10]

One of my proudest moments was a couple of years ago, giving the missus a lift to work early one morning. I subtly let out a small arse biscuit, no more than a barely audible "pffft". Within 10-15 seconds she was gagging uncontrollably and telling me to pull over, which I did. She opened the door, and was copiously sick in the gutter. And this is a woman who works in a care home, where she often has to wipe arses.

Phenomenal.

 

[Eeyore]

I have to confess, despite my claims to complete maturity, that there is nothing more entertaining than an inappropriately timed squeeky fart.

 

[Pretty Plnk Fairy]

She runs one of the very best cooking classes I've ever attended. It's located in a Bangkok slum, staffed by her and a group of slum residents. The morning was a culinary triumph and the folk are truly humbling and inspirational.

Stupid name for a book though.

it sells well in germany though

regards
DR

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Bottom. *snigger*

I do love a good reversion back to my schoolboyness

 

[jackanada]

Well this should clearly become a "best fart" thread.
As a teenager I went to Paris and ate entirely Mexican and Chinese food, washed down with tequila and saki respectively. I returned late Sunday evening and topped up on cheese and my nans pickled onions.
The next day I let out a massive guff in the corridor outside of French lesson that made the air hazy and sent dozens of people scrambling for safety.
45 minutes later when French lesson finished the air still made you gag though visibility was back to normal.

 

[jcdenton08]

This thread is dire. I know I'm contributing by bouncing it, but it really is ****ing atrocious. Pity because AmexRuislip is a poster I normally particularly appreciate and agree with.

 

[dangull]

To end all the jokes, its actually pronounced your-an-us

 

[Coldeanseagull]

To end all the jokes, its actually pronounced your-an-us

But thats not very funny, is it?