Doctor Doctor - WARNING - VERY FUNNY

[brunswick]

doc - "Hello. How can I help you?"

Man - "I've got an orange willy, doc."

Doc - "What??"

Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."

Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up.... It seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?

Man - "Not really"

Doc - "What about stress at work?"

Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"

Doc - "That sounds very stressful"

Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salary

and
I feel really appreciated"

Doc - "Umm... what about your home life?"

Man - "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non- stop and puts
me
down every chance she gets"

Doc - "That sounds stressful"

Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier."

Doc - "Umm... what about your social life?"

Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."

Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"

Man - "Watch porn and eat Wotsits

 

[Kev the Ape]

 

[Scarface]

 

[Artois]

 

[Braders]

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[The Great Cornholio]

As I've heard it, have another old Doctor one :-

Guy goes to the doctor with a green, manky foot. The doc is baffled and takes some samples for analysis. A week later, the guy goes back. The doc says that he has bad news. "I'm sorry sir. We've never heard of this before but you have AIDS of the foot"

"What the hell causes that?" asks the guy.

"We are not sure." says the doc. "Sorry this is a personal question, but I have to ask. Are you homosexual?"

The guys jumps up in a rage. "No way. Every time I see one of those B*******ds, I kick them up the arse."

 

[onlyaboho]

What's the definition of a fallen angel?

one who forsakes her harp for an upright organ

 

[ShorehamGull]

Good