[Misc] Do you or anybody you know want a Swansman in your house for 3 months?

[Stat Brother]

No worries. I hope you found somewhere to live.

Yep.



Although fitting the 3 piece toilet was an absolute nightmare.

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

Sorry about that.

Typical lefty, soap dodging cyclist…..

 

[The Clamp]

Yep.

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Although fitting the 3 piece toilet was an absolute nightmare.

excellent work SB

 

[Cheshire Cat]

The collective noun for Swansmen is a usurpment. I allowed such a bunch to camp in my back garden 2 summers ago. My lord they raucously procreate. I was sure i heard foxes in the night, but as i ventured outwards with my lucky, blood-cast semi-pro tennis racket, i saw and blood-earedly knew that the lustful holler came from the main tent, shaped like an upside down teacup. I didn't go in. I can only presume they have barbed peni. Eventually, around a fortnight later i had to hire some unscrupulous beefcakes and bloaters to surprise them in the dark and heap them into a skip, that they find it impossible to scurry out of. I discovered a week later than 1 still roamed the neighbourhood, but i managed to lure it into a sarcophagus with a stack of bourbons and a squirt of Graham Potter beardhair parfum.

He's back

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

I would say yes but I don’t think you’d like the compulsory Fortnite session between 6pm and 2am.

 

[Questions]

Back in the late 90’s I let a young man who found himself homeless stay on my couch. On the third night he pissed on the couch, stole a watch of mine, a bunch of CD’s and some climbing gear and ****ed off never to be seen again.

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The climbing happens when you imprison them upstairs..

Soundproof cellar….’ Clamps

 

[Kosh]

It's at times like these that I'm glad I live in north Northumberland.

 

[Swansman]

I would say yes but I don’t think you’d like the compulsory Fortnite session between 6pm and 2am.

I could adapt to that

 

[Badger Boy]

In all seriousness, when you are here I'd like to buy you a pint. It can't just be me who's curious what a conversation with you in real life would be like!

 

[Dr Q]

The collective noun for Swansmen is a usurpment. I allowed such a bunch to camp in my back garden 2 summers ago. My lord they raucously procreate. I was sure i heard foxes in the night, but as i ventured outwards with my lucky, blood-cast semi-pro tennis racket, i saw and blood-earedly knew that the lustful holler came from the main tent, shaped like an upside down teacup. I didn't go in. I can only presume they have barbed peni. Eventually, around a fortnight later i had to hire some unscrupulous beefcakes and bloaters to surprise them in the dark and heap them into a skip, that they find it impossible to scurry out of. I discovered a week later than 1 still roamed the neighbourhood, but i managed to lure it into a sarcophagus with a stack of bourbons and a squirt of Graham Potter beardhair parfum.

As always, the literary equivalent of a Jackson Pollock crossed with a Picasso. Outstanding

Not sure GPott would want to wake up to find Swanny standing over him watching him sleep........

 

[Swansman]

In all seriousness, when you are here I'd like to buy you a pint. It can't just be me who's curious what a conversation with you in real life would be like!

For sure, I would love to meet a lot of NSCers. Even people I might not get along with online I usually get along with just fine in real life, to me online and IRL remains two very separate things.

 

[Bozza]

For sure, I would love to meet a lot of NSCers. Even people I might not get along with online I usually get along with just fine in real life, to me online and IRL remains two very separate things.

We'll arrange a meet-up for sure.

(Leave the horses at home though, please)

 

[Clive Walker]

what is a swansman?

 

[birthofanorange]

My other half is from the far north of Sweden and she doesn't think highly of you southern types, so it's a 'no' from me. Sorry.

 

[birthofanorange]

what is a swansman?

They enjoy a good match.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Honestly, if I lived 200 miles further east, and had my own place, I would definitely know someone who could help you OP.

 

[Goldstone1976]

We'll arrange a meet-up for sure.

(Leave the horses at home though, please)

A curry, perhaps? x

 

[Bansko Seagull]

Ben White’s house is still empty in Worthing but probably about a 15 minute walk to West Worthing station. Perhaps you could mend his garage door in exchange for rent?

 

[Springal]

Ben White’s house is still empty in Worthing but probably about a 15 minute walk to West Worthing station. Perhaps you could mend his garage door in exchange for rent?

Glad it’s not just me that’s noticed that !

Nice garden for summer parties with your student mates to Swanny

 

[maltaseagull]

Sorry Bozza/mods if this is not allowed, just remove it in that case.

From 28 of March until June 10 I'm supposed* to study at Loxdale in Portslade and while there are host families it would be nice to live with someone I "know" a little bit from here, or maybe you have a son or something in my own age who needs a roomie.

Some basic info:
- I am a destroyer of my own world but I would keep yours very neat.
- I'd pay £100-£150 per week (depending on where & how etc.)
- I'm (surprisingly?) easy going, nice and socially competent and very low-management
- In the best of worlds my room/shed/shoebox would have its own entrance (as I kind of like late nights) and loo (as I dont like to wake everyone up while taking a shit) but I imagine not a lot of you have your own mansions so I'm very, very adaptable in this regard.

If you have any questions please ask them here (as others might have the same questions), or in PM if you prefer it that way.

* I'm chasing points to get my student loan money and the math is quite complicated but unless I have enough points by March 20 I wont be able to go, unfortunately. It will be tight but I really think/hope I can solve it.

We have a spare room but it's a bit of a commute