Do you have any personal rules regarding nsc?

[brakespear]

1. Eschew smileys
2. Use long words whenever and wherever
3. Check for grammar and spelling
4. Ignore threads re cricket, horse racing, golf
5. Always slag off Man United
6. Avoid when pissed

You forgot to mention being aloof wherever possible

For me: use as many smilies as possible And don't be unkind (unless it's really necessary)

edit: I forgot another one - no whiteknighting because it's really creepy

 

[El Sid]

Don't get annoyed when someone posts:
"Nothing to see here, move on!"
or
"End of thread"

 

[dingodan]

Stick to what you know and love.

In my case football, illuminati and snow.

AND IT WOULD SEEM ALWAYS POST THE SAME POST TWICE!!!!

Anyone know why my new work pc keeps doing this?!!!!

My laptop does it too.

 

[topbanana36]

and NEEDLESS CAPITALISATION perhaps...

Absolutely this

 

[The Truth]

1. The majority is always right.
2. Governments don't lie.
3. Tinfoil hat jokes are and will always be funny.
4. Informing someone they are crazy is just a form of help.
5. Laughing at the idea of the Illuminati but yet mentioning them in every thread, is very normal.

 

[Giraffe]

My laptop does it too.

Well that's good to know but what's the common problem?

I thought to start with it was NSC suggesting my posts were worthy of duplicating, then I read them.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Make sure you can tell the difference between a serious post and sarcasm. I think I have it done to a fine art now.

 

[dingodan]

Well that's good to know but what's the common problem?

I thought to start with it was NSC suggesting my posts were worthy of duplicating, then I read them.

Well, I have a blind dear.

 

[dizzy_V]

Make sure you can tell the difference between a serious post and sarcasm. I think I have it done to a fine art now.

what a fine post, sir!
well...

 

[TheMajor]

Avoid mentioning attendances when El Presidente is around.

 

[Durlston]

All my rules are broken:

Don't swear too much.
Don't go on NSC past my bedtime in the week.
Don't condone the use of illegal drugs.
Don't feel sorry for myself when I'm ill.
Don't comment on the overhyped Premier League.

 

[8ace]

Use the word cunt as much as possible.

Don't use the adjectives "cracking" or "cringeworthy" as that makes you look like a cunt.

Don't use any of these shit putdowns as they also make you look like a cunt:

"Wind your neck in"
"Back off"
"Pipe down"

 

[Willy Dangle]

Never comment on other peoples spelling or gramma.

Only the biggest cocks do that ( q big cock).

 

[TheJasperCo]

Use the word cunt as much as possible.

Don't use the adjectives "cracking" or "cringeworthy" as that makes you look like a cunt.

Don't use any of these shit putdowns as they also make you look like a cunt:

"Wind your neck in"
"Back off"
"Pipe down"

Do these apply to real life as well?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

No personal information.

 

[wilko1]

(Try).....to disregard Return of the Rev's constant threads.....failed again!

 

[LamieRobertson]

Try to wait at least an hour before reading any threads after a defeat

Also, try to read all posts by Return of the Rev

 

[ali jenkins]

Rule number 1... Post on NSP

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

some rules can be bent,others broken,above all else,be natural,go with the flow,be the hard man,be the mouse,flow with the energy,and ride the wave of life,do it don't do it,your call.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Never post after 11 o'clock at night.