Do you always wash your hands post-business?

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Do you always wash your hands post-business

  • Yes

    Votes: 52 82.5%
  • No

    Votes: 11 17.5%

  • Total voters
    63


nwgull

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2003
14,532
Manchester
Yes when at home, but not when I'm in a public toilet as I'm sure my cock is cleaner and has fewer germs on it that the taps in your average public bog.
 










rocker959

Well-known member
Jan 22, 2011
2,802
Plovdiv Bulgaria
Yes wank you very crotch.
 




Ex-Staffs Gull

New member
Jul 5, 2003
1,687
Adelaide, SA
Ah, but the article also says that 98% said they do but just over 30% of men actually do. Me, certainly not every time... Too much of a rush and dirty public/pub toilets
 


DumLum

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2009
3,772
West, West, West Sussex.
Noted.

Pull door?

When I had an OCD about 15 years ago I used to make sure I had a small piece of paper in my pocket about the size of a bus ticket. After washing my hands (and the taps) I would use it as a barrier between my finger's skin and the door handle. The piece of paper was then treated like it was radioactive.
 


skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
Noted.

Pull door?

Most public doors have handles big enough to deal with, without using your hands, with a bit of dexterity. As most taps in hospitals can be turned on and off using elbows.
 




mikes smalls

New member
Dec 13, 2006
331
Isleworth
The evidence from the toilets in the WSU would suggest that about 1 in 10 Albion fans wash their hands after having a slash.
Not to sound like some kind of clean freak but why are there so few hand basins in the toilets at the Amex?
 


brakespear

Doctor Worm
Feb 24, 2009
12,326
Sleeping on the roof
Yes I do. Always remember when working at a training company in Fishersgate the amount of peopel attending courses who you would see not wash their hands after using the toilet then they would have their hands straight into the biscuit barrel. Put me right off, I can tell you :)
 


Drumstick

NORTHSTANDER
Jul 19, 2003
6,958
Peacehaven
Always, have also tried the elbow trick in a few bars!
 




Husty

Mooderator
Oct 18, 2008
11,998
Not always, on a night out I'm especially bad for some reason :shrug:
 




hitony

Administrator
Jul 13, 2005
16,284
South Wales (im not welsh !!)
Always do, still have a bit of a paranoia about it to be honest.

Interestingly, The Walkabout in Cardiff has a male / female combined hand washing area, so basically when you come out of the WC, you walk into an area which has like a fountain like washing area and hand dryiers, where both male and females wash and dry their hands, I have NEVER EVER witness a guy walk straight out of the WC back into the bar!
 




jackanada

Well-known member
Jul 19, 2011
3,507
Brighton
Urine is sterile and has germ killing properties. If you are concerned with hygiene you would be best off pissing on your hands after you have exited the toilet.

I don't do this though.
 


Titus

Come on!
Feb 21, 2010
2,873
Up here on the left.
No, there is no point. There's absolutely no need to handle your appendage while peeing. I just flop it out then flop it back. Even if I were to handle it, why would it be any less hygenic than any other part of the body. It would make more sense to wash your hands after touching your mouth or nose.
 




nwgull

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2003
14,532
Manchester
No, there is no point. There's absolutely no need to handle your appendage while peeing. I just flop it out then flop it back. Even if I were to handle it, why would it be any less hygenic than any other part of the body. It would make more sense to wash your hands after touching your mouth or nose.

Exactly. Why do people consider that your genitals are somehow dirty? Mine are washed every morning and then spend most of the day tucked away in my pants away from germs.

And why do women in particular find it dirty when men don't wash their hands after handling something that the woman will happily stick in their mouths at the end of an evening?
 






Biffer

Active member
Jul 13, 2003
670
A subject close to my heart. Literally.
I feel [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] is being somewhat cruel starting this subject as some dirty bugger in a restaurant or take-away somewhere didn't wash their hands whilst preparing my meal recently and passed on their hepatitis.
My liver is now completely knackered and I can't drink for at least 6 months.
Wash your hands you dirty dirty people.
 


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