[Brighton] Do we have any farmers on here?

[beardy gull]

..and more specifically any farmers with a personality disorder? They’ve asked so politely you see.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Won't find him...not with a second class stamp!

 

[AmexRuislip]

We've had threads on........
The Wicker Man
Psychopathic farmers

Whatever next

 

[jcdenton08]

We've had threads on........
The Wicker Man
Psychopathic farmers

Whatever next

Whatever crops up.

 

[Jack Straw]

Even the puns are corny.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Even the puns are corny.

a-maize-ing

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

We've had threads on........
The Wicker Man
Psychopathic farmers

Whatever next

Cereal killers

 

[AmexRuislip]

a-maize-ing

Wheat a minute.
You hay have an ear for this.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

What makes you think the farmer is a Brighton and Hove Plough-bion supporter?

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I can barley hold in my laughter at the jokes. Anyway, what's your beef with this farmer?

 

[Winker]

I bet that's caused a few furrowed brows in the sorting office!

 

[AmexRuislip]

I can barley hold in my laughter at the jokes. Anyway, what's your beef with this farmer?

I'm glad you spelt all that correctly

 

[AmexRuislip]

What do you call a stupid grain







































A half wheat.

 

[Chicken Run]

i hope this psychopath farmer hasn’t been involved in a rape seed case

 

[Right Brain Ronnie]

Even the puns are corny.

Says MR Straw.

 

[Jack Straw]

If I ever need to refer back to this thread, I'll put a note in my dairy.

 

[Algernon]

Its obvious the thread title would eventually a tractor few keen punners.

 

[The Clamp]

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Won't find him...not with a second class stamp!

Like a needle in a haystack

 

[CheeseRolls]

Obviously no farmers on here. They are completely incapable of using a computer keep all their records on odd scraps of paper and sleep under a mountain of red tape.

Now got orf my LAND!