Do u shag strangers?

[Superseagull]

This could be why..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3744226.stm

Either this or you were totally pissed out of your brain and can't remember a thing about it? Great excuse!

 

[Lush]

That's the best excuse I ever heard!

 

[SK1NT]

sounds cool

 

[tinx]

Heheheheh thats a classic excuse. YOur missus walks in on you and you're giving it to some bird and you get away with it because you were asleep, Honest.

Wonder if anyone would ever get away with that one.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

That's the best excuse I ever heard!

Even better when it comes from a dyslexic Welshman.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I went dogging in my sleep last night

 

[Trigger]

I went dogging in my sleep last night

I know, i was there.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I wondered what those sores I had when I woke up were

 

[Meade's Ball]

Paternity suits here i come!

 

[Easy 10]

This caught my eye, further down that article:

"There is a case in English law where a guy was beating his girlfriend over the head with a video recorder and she was screaming at him. The man only woke up when the girlfriend said "I love you".

Hmmm...I think if I was beating my girlfriend over the head with a video recorder in my sleep, the phrase "I love you" would probably not feature in her dialogue.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

This caught my eye, further down that article:

"There is a case in English law where a guy was beating his girlfriend over the head with a video recorder and she was screaming at him. The man only woke up when the girlfriend said "I love you".

Hmmm...I think if I was beating my girlfriend over the head with a video recorder in my sleep, the phrase "I love you" would probably not feature in her dialogue.

You just won't know until you try it Easy.

 

[The Large One]

Hmmm...I think if I was beating my girlfriend over the head with a video recorder in my sleep, the phrase "I love you" would probably not feature in her dialogue.

But you accept there is an increased risk of video recorder / old bat collision?

 

[Superseagull]

The bit that made me laugh in the report was...

"Mr Buchanan ran a series of tests on the woman and diagnosed her problem - sleep sex."

I wonder what tests he ran? Maybe he just hung about night after night outside her house waiting for her to come out so he could bonk her senseless and thereofre confirm his theory

 

[Easy 10]

You just won't know until you try it Easy.

Very true.
Actually, its good fun doing things to your partner when they're asleep (apart from the obvious). I like seeing how far I can push one of her eyes in before she stirs. Or inserting things in her orifices such as bread, pens, or other stationary items. I once got a Blazin' Squad key ring halfway in her ear before she woke up and slapped me.

Its the danger that makes it exciting.

 

[Easy 10]

But you accept there is an increased risk of video recorder / old bat collision?

Old bat ?
I'll be sure to point you out to her next time she attends a home game TLO

 

[caz99]

Very true.
Actually, its good fun doing things to your partner when they're asleep (apart from the obvious). I like seeing how far I can push one of her eyes in before she stirs. Or inserting things in her orifices such as bread, pens, or other stationary items. I once got a Blazin' Squad key ring halfway in her ear before she woke up and slapped me.

Its the danger that makes it exciting.

LMFAO

 

[The Large One]

Yep, she'll easy to spot. The one with a video recorder rammed down her throat, playing 'Sexy Beast' through her eyes, in glorious stereo sound out of her ears...

 

[somerset]

Very true.
Actually, its good fun doing things to your partner when they're asleep (apart from the obvious). I like seeing how far I can push one of her eyes in before she stirs. Or inserting things in her orifices such as bread, pens, or other stationary items. I once got a Blazin' Squad key ring halfway in her ear before she woke up and slapped me.

Its the danger that makes it exciting.

You is one craaaaazy mutha.......

 

[Soton Seagull]

I hope I have Sleep Sex. It would be nice to get some even If I didn't know about it!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

why did i think this was a danny seagull thread?