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upthealbion1970

bring on the trumpets....
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Jan 22, 2009
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Woodingdean
This definitely isn’t for me, one of the lads who works for me needs to arrange a paternity test as his ex has just had a baby. She’s a particularly spiteful example so needs to be legally binding as opposed to a home test

There’s a load on google, does anyone have any recommendations they’ve used and it’s gone well?

TIA
 




jackanada

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Jul 19, 2011
3,510
Brighton
She needs to prove it's his, not vice versa. Unless of course he's already put himself on the birth certificate.
If she's as bad as you imply just keep away until the lawyers hand you an approved test.
 


upthealbion1970

bring on the trumpets....
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Jan 22, 2009
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Woodingdean
She needs to prove it's his, not vice versa. Unless of course he's already put himself on the birth certificate.
If she's as bad as you imply just keep away until the lawyers hand you an approved test.
Every day’s a school day I’ll pass the advice on thank you
 








Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
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The Fatherland
This definitely isn’t for me, one of the lads who works for me needs to arrange a paternity test as his ex has just had a baby. She’s a particularly spiteful example so needs to be legally binding as opposed to a home test

There’s a load on google, does anyone have any recommendations they’ve used and it’s gone well?

TIA
Quite possibly the best “asking for a friend” post on NSC :lolol:
 


The Grockle

Formally Croydon Seagull
Sep 26, 2008
5,765
Dorset
Where's that sex pest Jeremy when you need him.
 


jackanada

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Jul 19, 2011
3,510
Brighton

Thought I'd check. If she claims he's the father then the csa will be in contact whatever.
Then when he says "it wasn't me" they'll order DNA test, which costs £250 but it's definitely court approved and still cheaper than private options. If he's not the father he gets refunded.
If he's brassic they'll pay and should he be be the father it'll just be a tiny extra on the lifetime of rinsing he's in for.
 




upthealbion1970

bring on the trumpets....
NSC Patron
Jan 22, 2009
8,888
Woodingdean

Thought I'd check. If she claims he's the father then the csa will be in contact whatever.
Then when he says "it wasn't me" they'll order DNA test, which costs £250 but it's definitely court approved and still cheaper than private options. If he's not the father he gets refunded.
If he's brassic they'll pay and should he be be the father it'll just be a tiny extra on the lifetime of rinsing he's in for.
Thank you
 










Dick Swiveller

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Sep 9, 2011
9,533
This definitely isn’t for me, one of the lads who works for me needs to arrange a paternity test as his ex has just had a baby. She’s a particularly spiteful example so needs to be legally binding as opposed to a home test
Tell Boris that Nads is too old to have his kid so she is bluffing.
 








Hugo Rune

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Feb 23, 2012
23,695
Brighton
This definitely isn’t for me, one of the lads who works for me needs to arrange a paternity test as his ex has just had a baby. She’s a particularly spiteful example so needs to be legally binding as opposed to a home test

There’s a load on google, does anyone have any recommendations they’ve used and it’s gone well?

TIA
I hope for the sake of your lads ex, this situation has got nothing to do with Johnson’s expected cumback.
 








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