Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
He had binoculars, pliers and a change of clothes on him, but I'm sure it's all perfectly legit
Yes, I wondered about that. Is it in the FA regulations somewhere? - I've never herd of it before. Don't most teams try to get as much information about their opponents as possible?
Which one of those, exactly, is a criminal offence these days?
You could get pulled for 'Going equipped for burglary or theft'. It's not likely but it can happen.