Dilemma. Need some help.....

[GDC]

If you were two inches into your mother and your father was two inches into you, which way would you go.

P.S. Darren don't delete this it's good for the clickbait advertising

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Need some help.....'

Yes, yes you do

 

[GDC]

Are either of your parents married?

 

[Is it PotG?]

Calling @YourMum

 

[Conelli98]

Whoever's paying for the curry!

 

[Conelli98]

My son asked me a question like this a few years back...
....What Would you rather have...cheesy wotsit stained fingers for the rest of your life or every time you sneezed you changed gender?

 

[GDC]

My son asked me a question like this a few years back...
....What Would you rather have...cheesy wotsit stained fingers for the rest of your life or every time you sneezed you changed gender?

I would sneeze and finger myself

 

[Knocky's Nose]

My son asked me a question like this a few years back...
....What Would you rather have...cheesy wotsit stained fingers for the rest of your life or every time you sneezed you changed gender?

It depends if I turned into Pamela Anderson, or just myself but with with a clopper...

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

xkcd comic random humour

 

[Triggaaar]

Sideways

 

[AmexRuislip]

If you were two inches into your mother and your father was two inches into you, which way would you go

Are you related to any of these families
Baggins, Boffin, Bolger, Bracegirdle, Brandybuck, Burrowes, Chubb, Grubb, Hornblower, Proudfoot, Sackville, and Took.

You're talking about height, right

 

[Your Mum]

Calling @YourMum

Normal Friday night for me darling.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

If you were two inches into your mother and your father was two inches into you, which way would you go.

P.S. Darren don't delete this it's good for the clickbait advertising

I'd be gutted that I'd only inherited 2 inches from my dad...

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I'd be gutted that I'd only inherited 2 inches from my dad...

Its when you inherit 2 inches from your mum you need to worry

 

[Hillian1]

Ram it home, bugger the consequences

 

[Dirk Lehmann's Python]

What's your reasoning mate?

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[B-right-on]

Don't get it apart from the crude innuendo. .

Am I being wooshed?