Dilema?

[Wez]

you have been blackmailed for every penny you have. The only way you can save yourself is by sleeping with one of these celebs?

which one would it be?

 

[tinx]

Vanessa I reckon, make her squeel

 

[Italiaseagull]

make he squeel

You obviously mean Dale!

 

[Wez]

no-one man enough for Jo Brand then?

Not me anyway.

 

[tinx]

You obviously mean Dale!

my post has been changed to avoid any confusion

 

[Wez]

I think your confused anyway matey.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

dale winton for me!!

 

[Tom Bombadil]

It's Feltz by the way.

 

[Rougvie]

Vanessa looked reasonable when she lost about 30 stone a few years back.
It would have to be her...........

 

[CHAPPERS]

Got to be Feltz, she'd be well dirty.

 

[Storer68]

better not be clare rayner........... she's been in a coma since june and is bed ridden at the mo.

get well soon darling

 

[Wez]

never realised how popular Vanessa was. Imagine the stretchmarks, urghh!

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

No contest, it has to be Vanessa. As up her own arse and as sanctimonious as she may be, she's not totally vomit inducing, and she has a couple of rather sizable fun bags which you could bury your head in and think of Sussex.

For a much closer poll, you should have replaced her with that old bat from the Stanna Stairlifts ad.