[Albion] Diego Costa

[Pogue Mahone]

It’s okay. I’ll just delete your post

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Not sure, she’s even older than Murray isn’t she?!

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

If you need to ask that question, I would suggest you know little about the Albion!

No need to mocha him. He was only expresso-ing his opinion

 

[Dave the OAP]

Skinny cappuccino extra hot no sugar please

Here is my loyalty card with £3:30 on it so I get a fruity flap jack for free please.

 

[Horsham Gull]

£110,000 a week im OUT

 

[Stat Brother]

Jack Wilshere is training with #afcb as he looks to stay fit while searching for a new club

He'd Cafe Nero right in.

 

[neilbard]

Nope...............

 

[The Wookiee]

All kinds of no. Very poor in recent seasons, would demand a shit load of money and is notoriously difficult to work with. Zero chance.

And has been plagued with injuries recently

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I for one would welcome him to the Americano Expresso stadium

 

[A mex eyecan]

Too latte [MENTION=600]Bry Nylon[/MENTION]

can’t we get a filter on these jokes

 

[um bongo molongo]

110k/week for 6 months = £2.9M. It’s a lot cheaper than getting relegated...

 

[neilbard]

can’t we get a filter on these jokes

Oh percolate off...

 

[A mex eyecan]

Oh percolate off...

still grinding them out then

 

[Stat Brother]

I'd be, local artisan £10 a cup because the beans have been roasted between the thighs of sixteen 53 year old virgins served by a uniquely bearded man wearing a check shirt, if he comes here.

 

[neilbard]

I'd be, local artisan £10 a cup because the beans have been roasted between the thighs of sixteen 53 year old virgins served by a uniquely bearded man wearing a check shirt, if he comes here.

I'd be Depresso if he comes here.

 

[Motogull]

It'd be a laugh to have him on a half season loan.

 

[Stat Brother]

I'd be Depresso if he comes here.

That doesn't work



Top Tip - You need to remove one word and replace it with a similar sounding word that is linked to coffee.



Happy to help.

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

110k/week for 6 months = £2.9M. It’s a lot cheaper than getting relegated...

Then add in the consequent wage increases through the squad as existing players insist on parity. We have a wage structure for a reason.

 

[neilbard]

That doesn't work



Top Tip - You need to remove one word and replace it with a similar sounding word that is linked to coffee.



Happy to help.

Espressino.

 

[AmexRuislip]

He's put a bit of weight on these days, now resembling Java the Hut