Did you know

[REDLAND]

A group of ferrets is known as a business.



Thats just marvellous

Nice business

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

 

[REDLAND]

Does the fact that there's only 3 ferrets in that picture mean its a small business ?

 

[cheeseroll]

Good one, i always liked a Conspiracy of Ravens.

We used to have to learn this shit at school!

 

[Hiney]

Is a group of Penguins called a Paed?

 

[captainmorganrum]

Is a group of Penguins called a Paed?

i thought it was a MESS of penguins?

 

[Hiney]

i thought it was a MESS of penguins?

My mistake

 

[Buzzer]

A group of lawyers is called a surplus.

A group of bankers is affectionately known as a wunch.

 

[Bluejuice]

A MURDER of Crows always amused me

 

[Easy 10]

Did you know that bats that fly too high from the ground are instantly rendered insane ? This is because their tiny brains malfunction when there is a lack of feedback from their sonar waves. In their uncontrolled madness they usually crash back to earth and die on impact, or revert to a mentally retarded vegetative state and are seized by predators.

Curiously this is not the case with the asian fruit bat, which has been spotted at heights of over 250 metres whilst managing to retain its mental stability.

 

[Staypuft]

Parliament of owls.....Is that wise?

 

[John Dorian]

Did you know that bats that fly too high from the ground are instantly rendered insane ? This is because their tiny brains malfunction when there is a lack of feedback from their sonar waves. In their uncontrolled madness they usually crash back to earth and die on impact, or revert to a mentally retarded vegetative state and are seized by predators.

Curiously this is not the case with the asian fruit bat, which has been spotted at heights of over 250 metres whilst managing to retain its mental stability.

Are you for real ? How do you know such useless titbits of interesting information ?

 

[Bluejuice]

Don't question Mr 10



(he'll never admit if he's making it up anyway)

 

[Lankyseagull]

A shuffle of Bureaucrats always seems apt.

I have heard of an ambush of Widows too - watch out on those singles nights!

 

[Easy 10]

Are you for real ? How do you know such useless titbits of interesting information ?

I don\'t allow myself to leave the house each day until or unless I am wiser than the day I entered it.

It is my gift...and my curse.

 

[Meade's Ball]

It is my gift...and my curse.

Along with those horse-hands unavoidably heard clomping disdainfully when you disapprove of your lovely wife's dinner or last night's dusky birdsong tweeted from that titanium-barred cage. But in running season, you f***ing well fly down that unweeded granite path to everyone's enjoyment.

 

[bhaexpress]

A load of Palace WANKERS !

 

[Icy Gull]

A cum of porn stars

 

[Brovion]

Good one, i always liked a Conspiracy of Ravens.

We used to have to learn this shit at school!

Isn't it 'an UNKINDNESS of ravens?' Haven't heard 'conspiracy' before.

 

[Easy 10]

Along with those horse-hands unavoidably heard clomping disdainfully when you disapprove of your lovely wife\'s dinner or last night\'s dusky birdsong tweeted from that titanium-barred cage. But in running season, you f***ing well fly down that unweeded granite path to everyone\'s enjoyment.

Its as though you read my MIND, Mr B. I can almost feel your stubby, persuasive fingers gently but persistently easing their way into my cerebrum, their knuckly jowels murmouring numerous soft words of comfort and reassurance as they slowly take control.