Did you hear...

[Mr deez]

Did you hear about the mathemetician with constipation?


He worked it out with a pencil.





(undoubtedly as old as the hills, but I only heard it today and made me chuckle)

 

[Frutos]

1902 called, asked if they could have their joke back when you're finished with it...

 

[seven stands]

Did you hear about the drunk who fell out of a window ? when someone found him lying on the floor and asked him what happened he said " dont know ive just got here myself"

 

[DC Rules]

"What do you call a good looking, intelligent, kind man"?

 

[Bad Ash]

"What do you call a good looking, intelligent, kind man"?

You can call me anything you want sweetheart!

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

Did you hear about the drunk who fell out of a window ? when someone found him lying on the floor and asked him what happened he said " dont know ive just got here myself"

Blimey Bakesy get's himself into some right scrapes dunnhe?