I spent all my savings on hiring a White Rolls Royce to take us to Wembley. Some soppy driver came out of a parking spot around Chelsea area and banged right into this pristine Roller. The lovely old driver said he'd been driving for 45 years and he'd never had an accident in this his pride and joy. He actually cried as we bent out the wing from the front wheel and went on out merry way...and Smith must score