did anyone see the Transvestite at the county ground yesterday?

[murraymints4brighton]

I have never been so shocked in all my life I walked towards the Pavilion end and up the stairs to the upper tier were i was met by what only can be described as a man with a big nose in a pink skirt with a birds nest of a wig on his head.

my reaction would normally be to act normal but something inside me thought no, so i literally jumped backwards a flight of stairs and began to stupidly laugh out loud

the funniest moment was yet to come as Sussex won and declared to mark the end of play, the err "guy" waited for autographs. I felt so sorry for Monty Panesar. Dejected by England, had another terrible game when fielding and then nearly had to feel for his turban as he was met by a "guy" in a pink skirt with a birds nest on his head, literally a magpie could have thrown out of it with a pair of sparkling sun glasses. Luckily my friend filmed this moment so Monty panesar will be on You Tube soon

Also to add after Ed joyce had been bowled out he gave him his autograph and the reply from the "guy" was, "Cheers mate, i owe you one" priceless.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

I have never been so shocked in all my life I walked towards the Pavilion end and up the stairs to the upper tier were i was met by what only can be described as a man with a big nose in a pink skirt with a birds nest of a wig on his head.

my reaction would normally be to act normal but something inside me thought no, so i literally jumped backwards a flight of stairs and began to stupidly laugh out loud

the funniest moment was yet to come as Sussex won and declared to mark the end of play, the err "guy" waited for autographs. I felt so sorry for Monty Panesar. Dejected by England, had another terrible game when fielding and then nearly had to feel for his turban as he was met by a "guy" in a pink skirt with a birds nest on his head, literally a magpie could have thrown out of it with a pair of sparkling sun glasses. Luckily my friend filmed this moment so Monty panesar will be on You Tube soon

Also to add after Ed joyce had been bowled out he gave him his autograph and the reply from the "guy" was, "Cheers mate, i owe you one" priceless.

Superb scenes, could be a good summer.

 

[Hungry Joe]

I have never been so shocked in all my life

Perhaps you need to get out a bit more?

 

[NMH]

Could it have been el Presidente?
"the only tranny in the County Ground"

 

[Superphil]

I walked towards the Pavilion end .

Once you've taken that walk, there is no going back

:safeway

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Let me get this straight....you live in Brighton....and the most shocking thing you've ever seen in your life is a bloke in a dress?

You must live a very sheltered existence.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Let me get this straight....you live in Brighton....and the most shocking thing you've ever seen in your life is a bloke in a dress?

You must live a very sheltered existence.

I had occaision to meet one of your lot from the Essex Constabulary last week and I swear it was a man in drag although it claimed to be a WPC.

I keep waking up screaming since.

 

[jordanseagull]

STOP talkin about me.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I have never been so shocked in all my life I walked towards the Pavilion end and up the stairs to the upper tier were i was met by what only can be described as a man with a big nose in a pink skirt with a birds nest of a wig on his head.

If you're of a sporting bent, you might want to avoid Ladies Day at Brighton Races in August then

 

[murraymints4brighton]

It was the fact i saw the "guy" at a cricket friendly, in the old mans stand and they way he had dressed to look exactly like a man in womens clothes instead of making an effort. He could have at least shaved and covered up the chest hair!!! You would have needed to be there.

 

[murraymints4brighton]

Let me get this straight....you live in Brighton....and the most shocking thing you've ever seen in your life is a bloke in a dress?

You must live a very sheltered existence.

Can i not over exaggerate?

 

[public school boy]

I can't understand why any one should find it strange to be confronted by a man wearing a pink skirt and a birds nest wig on his head.It's perfectly normal if you ask me!!
I better go down to the county ground my self!!

 

[murraymints4brighton]

I can't understand why any one should find it strange to be confronted by a man wearing a pink skirt and a birds nest wig on his head.It's perfectly normal if you ask me!!
I better go down to the county ground my self!!

please dont!!!

 

[public school boy]

I think I'll go in my new pink and yellow striped mini dress and rub my arse in murraymints4brighton's face.He'd enjoy that from what I hear

 

[murraymints4brighton]

I think I'll go in my new pink and yellow striped mini dress and rub my arse in murraymints4brighton's face.He'd enjoy that from what I hear

I hope your proud of yourself for coming out on a football forum and you seem to be posting recently as if you are my best friend and know who i am when i am sane enough to not spend 1 second of my life with you.

oh and by the way from previous posts you have stated that you believe the fictional character/keyboard warrior of murraymints4brighton is actually a cat with a lime on its head, so if you happen to ever see a cat with a lime on its head feel free to rub your gluteas maximus in its face as it will lik the bullshit out for you.

That is all boy now go to bed

 

[vulture]

Did the bloke look like rose west....quite tubby and say he was studing at Wolves Uni

 

[Moshe Gariani]

He has been at all days of the warm-up matches so far - he might just be taking advantage of free entry or could be a regular feature at Eaton Road this summer...

I hope it is the latter as county cricket grounds have a long tradition of providing a haven for people from the margins and his presence would ensure a place for Hove near the top of that tree.

It would certainly be a shame if he were put off by a few gormless idiots being unable to control themselves - but having said that I should think it would take more than that.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Will be out there tomorrow. I've been to 1 [day] of each of the 2 warm up games so far. Nothing special, just nice to 'chill' on the Deckchairs, with a few bevvys.

 

[public school boy]

I hope your proud of yourself for coming out on a football forum and you seem to be posting recently as if you are my best friend and know who i am when i am sane enough to not spend 1 second of my life with you.

oh and by the way from previous posts you have stated that you believe the fictional character/keyboard warrior of murraymints4brighton is actually a cat with a lime on its head, so if you happen to ever see a cat with a lime on its head feel free to rub your gluteas maximus in its face as it will lik the bullshit out for you.

That is all boy now go to bed

The rantings of a true mad man! Did your Mummy neglect you when you were a little boy?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

The rantings of a true mad man! Did your Mummy neglect you when you were a little boy?

Oi, Dora! Wind your bleedin' neck in.

'Sake.