Desert Island Chicks

[Brighton TID]

As a castaway, who would you choose to take along to your desert island? Pick 3 please, not 8 cos that would be greedy and a bit pervy.

Mine are:

1. Lauren from EastEnders for the beauty.



2. Rachel Riley for the mental stimulation that I would require on a daily basis.



3. Weather girl Lucy Verasamy as I will need to keep tabs on the weather.

 

[the wanderbus]

Wendy James circa 1986
Lysette Antony
Ashwarya Rai

 

[dazzer6666]

Nell McAndrew so I had someone to jog around the island with and otherwise keep fit
Nigella to do the cooking
Pamela Stephenson circa 1980 for entertainment

 

[pauli cee]

As a castaway, who would you choose to take along to your desert island? Pick 3 please, not 8 cos that would be greedy and a bit pervy.

Mine are:

1. Lauren from EastEnders for the beauty.

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2. Rachel Riley for the mental stimulation that I would require on a daily basis.

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3. Weather girl Lucy Verasamy as I will need to keep tabs on the weather.

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To be fair, yours is pretty hard to beat, especially as just watching RR at the moment......

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Can't be arsed to start a separate thread, so I'll post some Desert Island Dicks for the ladies (and perhaps some gents, I embrace diversity here).

I think this guy would pretty much be able to handle anything at all that came up.

 

[Brighton TID]

To be fair, yours is pretty hard to beat, especially as just watching RR at the moment......

Thanks, although I'm thinking I may need a medical type lady in case needed.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Thanks, although I'm thinking I may need a medical type lady in case needed.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Bear Grylls sister or, failing that, the man himself in drag.
Emily Maitlis, for intelligent conversation and more.
Charlize Theron, for the Dior adverts.

 

[dougdeep]

Chicks? I think that you've been watching too many old American movies.

 

[OzMike]

The Mrs.
Kate Beckinsale.
Rosie from Page 3

 

[Brighton TID]

Ooohhh Matron

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

 

[Skaville]

The Mrs.
Kate Beckinsale.
Rosie from Page 3

Surely that's just asking for trouble

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Mary Berry ,for cooking skills
Rachel Riley ,for help with my sums
Kelly Brook,for the filth.

 

[OzMike]

Surely that's just asking for trouble

Should alleviate any boredom and they could hardly leave.

 

[Brighton TID]

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Who is this please? She has mischievous filthy eyes. What are her key attributes that make you want to take her along to the desert island?

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

Who is this please? She has mischievous filthy eyes. What are her key attributes that make you want to take her along to the desert island?

Colbie Smulders from How I Met Your Mother

 

[sams dad]

Mary Berry ,for cooking skills
Rachel Riley ,for help with my sums
Kelly Brook,for the filth.

Substitute Nigella Lawson for Mary Berry, and that would be the perfect trio.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Rachel Riley, the irritating and contrived nightmare strikes again.

Rachel: "Hey lads, I'm the intellectual tits and arse totty with the push up bra, will you salivate over me please?"
The lads (in unison and with gusto): "Sure thing Rachel, you hot tits and arse all natural and uncontrived and not all annoying thing you!"
Rachel: "Thanks lads!"

 

[Hyperion]

Breakfast and Dinner sorted