[Film] Describe your favourite film in one sentence

[DJ NOBO]

Man dressed as clown follows group of children around.

 

[DJ NOBO]

Boxer contests several bouts.

 

[The Clamp]

Mel Gibson tries to fly the coop in this annoying and rather tedious clay animation.

 

[Russconha]

There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses. Joliet Jake: Hit it!

 

[Palacefinder General]

Mysterious yet enigmatic man overdoses in his new abode, resulting in an unseemly squabble amongst friends over a surprisingly large amount of money.

You forgot to mention him being hung like a field mouse. Fair play to Keith Allen for letting his non-existent wedding tackle be committed to celluloid for time eternal.

 

[Krusty]

Lonely man befriends a bloody volleyball.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

11 blokes steal stuff

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[Barnet Seagull]

12 blokes steal stuff

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[jakarta]

Strange small fellow gives his favourite ring to his nephew, who then takes year touring the countryside with a group of weirdos, and eventually drops it in an underground cave

It has been said that the plot of Lord of the Rings would have shortened significantly had the Ring been given to one of the Great Eagles who were apparently somewhat faster than the Nazgul and could have nipped over to Mount Doom and done the business without all this faffing about over Middle Earth.

Wouldn't have taken three Volumes and made JRR a shed load of money of course...

 

[Paskman]

50 British guys dig tunnels, escape and get shot, whilst Yank f*cks about on motorcycle and chucks a baseball against a wall!

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[Stat Brother]

One man accepts a job on behalf of his team despite the job in question being very very difficult, indeed.

 

[Barrow Boy]

Salt of the earth hooker wins the heart of a millionaire.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

You lucky b*rstard!

 

[DJ NOBO]

Man tasked with spending one million dollars

 

[Icy Gull]

De Weisse Engel

Also put me off going to the dentist for about 10 years