Derek & Clive

[ILIKECANDLES]

I was listening to some today. Its been ages. Unbelievably funny!

Whats your favourite?

 

[Dave the OAP]

" Norwich....f***ing wankers"

 

[Dave the OAP]

" This bloke came up to me and said "hello"...."

 

[jimhigham]

I knew this girl from Amsterdam...

and the rest. Hilarious!

 

[Normal Rob]

'Dears C***S in charge of religion,

Your f****** guidebook...'

 

[public school boy]

Total crap. Not funny.

 

[Icy Gull]

Worst job you ever had

 

[Dave the OAP]

ss bogey

 

[The Large One]

As I was walking down the street one day...

 

[ILIKECANDLES]

fackin' cants!

 

[Philzo-93]

This bloke came up to me the other day and says...you C***


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[pasty]

The Durex Handicap

VERY VERY NSFW !!!

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[honey boy zimba]

Raspberry jam up the arse with a plate of spam

 

[John Bumlick]

and you know what he did?
what?
started dancing.

 

[Spunk Bubble]

Total crap. Not funny.

You have 0% sense of humour then

 

[Spunk Bubble]

And then he stopped and I said 'Oh' and he said 'Oh' and then he said 'Oh look I've spilt my brasso, I'd better get a cloth and wipe your botty clean'. And he took a cloth and he was wiping and wiping all the time.

He was trying to get your bottom very shiny wasn't he. Yes and he shined my bottom away.

 

[Hiney]

So many to choose from

Hello Colin
Winky Wanky Woo
Nonstop Dancer

Brilliant

 

[Jam The Man]

That muppets effort is class

 

[sten]

My mum came into the room and sucked mine tiny k##b she put her mouth right round it and done a little gob. superb

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Non stop dancer
The one about sir shining his botty with Brasso
The letter he addressed to 'Cvnt, London' that got there.