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Dead Fox









Box of Frogs

Zamoras Left Boot
Oct 8, 2003
4,751
Right here, right now
Missed that on the news this morning.
 


Muzzman

Pocket Rocket
Jul 8, 2003
5,455
Here and There
I remember a few years back where this dead badger was slowly decomposing at the side of the road, I felt drawn to inspect it each day on my way to work. After a few weeks it was nicely bloated, probably due to the amount of maggots wriggling inside it. The 'Bad Badger' disappeared one morning. Either the council took it away or it got eaten by something else.

The End
 








Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,878
Brighton, UK
be brav foXX! Hang in there!! U is a brave fiyter! xxx

(sorry, I've been reading that NotW Jade Goody thread)
 


The Antikythera Mechanism

The oldest known computer
NSC Patron
Aug 7, 2003
8,090
I used to feed a fox that came into our garden by leaving scraps on a plate left outside. All went well for a few weeks with the plate licked clean the following morning, then, one night, the fox showed its gratitude by eating the delicious morsels left out for it and then having a big shit on the plate. No more food for Basil:censored:
 




Muzzman

Pocket Rocket
Jul 8, 2003
5,455
Here and There
I used to feed a fox that came into our garden by leaving scraps on a plate left outside. All went well for a few weeks with the plate licked clean the following morning, then, one night, the fox showed its gratitude by eating the delicious morsels left out for it and then having a big shit on the plate. No more food for Basil:censored:

I've got foxes at the back of my garden, noisy fuckers!

:angry:
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,424
Location Location
I saw a dead badger on my way in this morning.
They're quiet big, arn't they. And stripey.

Big and stripey.
 








Was not Was

Loitering with intent
Jul 31, 2003
1,607
If only the fox had got baptised and got its kids baptised, it'd have been on the front page of every tabloid. Must've been publicity-shy.
 


CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,096
I saw a dead badger on my way in this morning.
They're quiet big, arn't they. And stripey.

Big and stripey.

I was walking through the park on my way home a few months ago and a Badger was running across the field towards me, obviously hadn't noticed me. It saw me, froze, we stared at eachother for a couple of seconds and it ran away from whence it came. They are f***ing SWIFT you know. I was glad for my chance meeting with this creature of the night and also happy that he didn't attack.
 






Gritt23

New member
Jul 7, 2003
14,902
Meopham, Kent.
Foxes, I'm not really fussed about, badgers are quite nice, but you can't beat a nice beaver.
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,424
Location Location
I was walking through the park on my way home a few months ago and a Badger was running across the field towards me, obviously hadn't noticed me. It saw me, froze, we stared at eachother for a couple of seconds and it ran away from whence it came. They are f***ing SWIFT you know. I was glad for my chance meeting with this creature of the night and also happy that he didn't attack.

I've heard they can be quite FEROCIOUS as well Chappers, especially a mummy badger protecting her brood. I think you may have had quite a fortunate escape there. Have you seen their claws ? Their arses are quite rough as well, so the legend goes.
 


hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
62,763
Chandlers Ford
I saw this thread title, and assumed it was another Natasha Richardson thread...
 




CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,096
I've heard they can be quite FEROCIOUS as well Chappers, especially a mummy badger protecting her brood. I think you may have had quite a fortunate escape there. Have you seen their claws ? Their arses are quite rough as well, so the legend goes.

I have, I have. I think it was on Springwatch with 'the body' Bill Oddie and that curly haired looker that does Animal Park with Ben Foglepants. Razor sharp aren't they.
 


Does anyone know the Fox's Bebo page so that I can leave my RIP message? It's the cubs I feel most sorry for. Why is this world so cruel?
 


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