Day after the office Christmas party

[elninobonito]

No holiday left to take, 4 hours sleep, office party last night, alcohol was flowing.....

How do I survive another 6 hours in the office, people can see my screen so cant just surf the internet all day.

Its going to be a long day!

 

[Simster]

I have the same issue, except I WILL be surfing the internet all day.

HTH.

 

[daveinprague]

throwing up on a boss helps...

 

[elninobonito]

I managed to do that last year daveinprague, at a hosted hotel too. All in the lobby and the lift everything.

Just dont get wwhy these things are on a Thursday? Football Manager on iPhone is helping

 

[Meade's Ball]

Tizer, hula hoops and a wank in the disableds (not ON the disabled) should see you right. Jacket potato, cheese and beans for lunch too.
You're welcome.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Tizer, hula hoops and a wank in the disableds (not ON the disabled) should see you right. Jacket potato, cheese and beans for lunch too.
You're welcome.

This sounds like some very sound Medical advice. If only the NHS was more useful on this subject.

 

[albion534]

For me it's salt and vinegar kettle crisps all day

 

[elninobonito]

about to do a McDonalds run, hoping to hold out so dont have to get everyone elses that dont want to leave. So annoying when you go to get something and then about 10 jump on board, oh get me this get me that....F Off, go get your own.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

My 2 are tonight and tomorrow, why would anywhere have it on a thursday?

 

[J2 BHA]

Tizer, hula hoops and a wank in the disableds (not ON the disabled) should see you right. Jacket potato, cheese and beans for lunch too.
You're welcome.[/

LOL!

 

[Lush]

My 2 are tonight and tomorrow, why would anywhere have it on a thursday?

Hangovers in work time, with the full knowledge/approval of work

 

[Sloe Joe]

I woke up vaguely remembering the events of the day before, starting in a West End Turkish restaurant. There were 15 of us, it involved a £600 bill paid for on our managers credit card (£400 on booze), pillng onto black rubbish bin liners outside the restaurant afterwards, proceeding into a West End pub, a member of staff climbing onto a table,singing, falling off and spilling drinks all over the next table of strangers, an office temp then baring her breasts, and the said manager waking up the next morning with 15 underground tickets in his pocket.
That's a REAL office party.

 

[METALMICKY]

I woke up vaguely remembering the events of the day before, starting in a West End Turkish restaurant. There were 15 of us, it involved a £600 bill paid for on our managers credit card (£400 on booze), pillng onto black rubbish bin liners outside the restaurant afterwards, proceeding into a West End pub, a member of staff climbing onto a table,singing, falling off and spilling drinks all over the next table of strangers, an office temp then baring her breasts, and the said manager waking up the next morning with 15 underground tickets in his pocket.
That's a REAL office party.

And did you recall asking the office munter for a Xmas kiss under the cameltoe

 

[Gullys Cats]

toasted bacon and egg sandwich