David Vine and Stephen Hendry

[Man of Harveys]

Did, as has just been suggested by two colleagues in my office, the bespectacled jumper-clad Devonian Ski Sunday presenter and the youthful rhubarb and custard-faced Caledonian cuemeister have a GAY fling? I'd never heard this before but then again, to quote Leon Knight's favourite TV show, the world don't move to the beat of just one bum.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Looking at him you'd think David would prefer to pot Mrs. Vine's easy pink, rather than Stephen's tough brown.

 

[aftershavedave]

givien that mr hendry spends most of his day bent over a table do you reckon he's the elton or the david in this particular alleged relationship?

 

[Tooting Gull]

I always had my doubts about Whispering Ted Lowe. He used to say 'one of the brightest stars in the game, and a quite splendid young man to boot' with just a tad too much enthusiasm and heavy breathing.

 

[Scoffers]

Why else do you think they farmed Vine off to cover the Skiing !

 

[Pavilionaire]

I always had my doubts about Whispering Ted Lowe. He used to say 'one of the brightest stars in the game, and a quite splendid young man to boot' with just a tad too much enthusiasm and heavy breathing.

Indeed, when Lowe said about Cliff Thorburn "They call him The Grinder" he wasn't referring to his laborious manner around the table...

 

[Tooting Gull]

There's a guy at Five Live (Philip Studd, does the sports news) who can do a brilliant impression of Ted Lowe, and has developed the art into an entire comedy routine that is nearly as funny as Ernest.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I bet Vine didn't insist on young Stephen keeping one foot on the floor when taking on that long pot...

 

[Tooting Gull]

Nearly 40 minutes this thread's been up with no mention of cue extensions...

 

[Pavilionaire]

Next time I see Vine on the telly I won't be thinking ONE-FOUR-SEVEN, more a case of BUM-SORE-HEAVEN...

 

[Beach Hut]

Clearly he potted the brown and not the pink then

 

[Simster]

Apparently lardy beer-addict and former-Canadian cue-king, Bill Werbenuik became interested when he heard Hendry was a GAYBOY.

Not sure whether it was that fact alone that excited Big Bill, or whether it was the fact that he heard Steven Hendry's face CAME with free GARLIC BREAD.

 

[Easy 10]

Didn't Stephen Hendry marry his fantastically named long-term girlfriend Mandy TARTT ?

 

[SK1NT]

dont believe it

 

[Woodchip]

If you believe everything you read you'll turn in to 1066

 

[Gluteus Maximus]

There were rumours that Vine had chalk on his tip and liked to go uphill rather than downhill.