David f***ing Pleat

[Withdean Wanderer]

HOW is this bloke still employed?!?!

He's only said one line, and already i've been reminded why i haven't missed his tones at all.

PLEAT OUT

 

[Statto]

The bloke is possibly the worst summariser on tv. (possibly apart from Grahame le saux).

 

[Titanic]

Garth Crooks.

 

[Willow]

Well I like him. His dulcet tones always bring back memories of the classic final match of the 1988\89 season. My best game EVER.

 

[Braders]

HOW is this bloke still employed?!?!

He's only said one line, and already i've been reminded why i haven't missed his tones at all.

PLEAT OUT

spot on!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It's like a cosy little mafia. The same old names keep getting the jobs.

 

[stig]

he always pronounces names differently to how they should be said. example from last season.. not Chimbonda, he has to say Chimbonba. top class prat

 

[bn3gunner]

curb crawling tottenham scum

 

[pasty]

Can't stand the bloke. My thoughts on him are short and succinctly put here

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?t=78574&highlight=david+pleat

 

[Gully]

One word...arse!

 

[severnside gull]

One word...arse!

no...when they caught him kerb crawling it was fanny he was after not arse

 

[e77]

He was at the Millwall game a couple of weeks ago.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

I can confrim e77's assertion - I was with him (e77) at the time... that slimey perv was hanging around the park and ride car park...

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

He isnt very good really

 

[Half Man Half Biscuit]

I met him once at a game in Porto. God, he was boring, all kept banging on about was the underground carpark.

 

[e77]

I can confrim e77's assertion - I was with him (e77) at the time... that slimey perv was hanging around the park and ride car park...

To clarify, is it me or Pleat (or both) who is/are a slimey perv(s)?

 

[Silent Bob]

I dunno, he's obviously a clown but it's quite entertaining laughing at his sheer incompetence. It's a bit like Ian Wright, he's f***ing thick but at least that makes him more interesting than the likes of Hansen, Lawrenson, and Shearer with their endless dull platitudes.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I thought it was a standard requirement for Champions League football to have a muppet pundit. Jim Beglin, Andy Townsend etc.

Basically, it's time to bring back Big Ron. He has been sorely missed, at least by the Caucasian football-watching community.

 

[Prof P]

I dunno, he's obviously a clown but it's quite entertaining laughing at his sheer incompetence. It's a bit like Ian Wright, he's f***ing thick but at least that makes him more interesting than the likes of Hansen, Lawrenson, and Shearer with their endless dull platitudes.

People like Ian Wright are exactly the reason I don't enjoy watching England games in the pub, because you always find yourself sat/stood next to the biggest prick in the pub, with the loudest voice, who knows the least about football. And now they've stuck him on my telling, trying to string a sentances together which invariably end with 'My boy Sean'!

The Ian Wright 'joke' wore off a long long time ago.

 

[Simster]

I thought it was a standard requirement for Champions League football to have a muppet pundit. Jim Beglin, Andy Townsend etc.

Basically, it's time to bring back Big Ron. He has been sorely missed, at least by the Caucasian football-watching community.

And so it's over to our commentary team at the start of the second half... Ron Atkinson, and that lazy f***ing ******, John Barnes!