Dating a Palace fan

[Dez]

Just started seeing this lovely girl and then I find out she's a Palace fan. What do I do?

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Tie up her hands and cum bucket loads into her eyeball.

 

[algie]

Send her my way and i'll teach her a lesson.I'll have her supporting the Seagulls within a week.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Tie her up, get a shotgun and put it in her face and say Support the Albion or I'll shoot you BITCH!

 

[Taybha]

im sure ive done this thread b4 but just in case love her dearly and look after those lil choccy drops and teach them the way of the Albion,as according to another thread atm we are short of non white fans. best of luck i say

 

[miguelpea]

Wipe the old chap on her duvet and catch the last bus home.

 

[Beach Hut]

Just started seeing this lovely girl and then I find out she's a Palace fan. What do I do?

Start a thread that has been done a lot of times I suspect............

 

[house your seagull]

Wipe the old chap on her duvet and catch the last bus home.

or on her palace shirt.

that would be a life-affirming experience.

 

[hart's shirt]

First of all, you said she was lovely.

Then you said she was a Palace fan.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Just started seeing this lovely girl and then I find out she's a Palace fan. What do I do?

Nothing?

 

[csider]

Gape her and post pics on here.

 

[looney]

Just started seeing this lovely girl and then I find out she's a Palace fan. What do I do?

To late, its a more important question to ask than..

"Have you had the clap?"
"Did you used to be a man?"

 

[Don Quixote]

bend her over and f*** her.

that's got f*** all to do with supporting palace but i suggest you do it.

 

[Big G]

The poor girl obviously has serious mental problems but everyone deserves a second chance.
Help her rid herself of this terrible affliction. There must be medication by now for such an awful disease.


If not ...........just nail her wearing your Brighton shirt!

 

[Giraffe]

I feel I am close to qualified on this subject. I dated the daughter of a Palace fan, and somehow ended up marrying one. She has been to many Albion games and whilst I doubt she would say she was an Albion fan, she is much more blue and white than red and blue or whatver f***ing awful colour they play in these days.

Her father on the other hand is a prize **** of the highest order. Her mother is marginally worse. I avoid them like the plague, and would come close to saying I hate them. Therefore what I am saying is be careful, the bird herself may be okay but her family are probably a bunch of nutters with hardly a brain cell between them. Palace are scum and I only know one other person that doesn't confirm this after years of meeting their kind. Not their fault as such, it comes from having to live in crappy places like Croydon.

So fill your boots, but don't marry.