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[Football] Dan Ashworth's garden is looking good again



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ROSM

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We all know he isn't gardening. His wife has a huge list of jobs he needs to do. He now has;

- an entire wall papered with historic job offers,

- 14 new shelves for his nearly successful trophies and

- rearranged the cutlery drawer so it's now knives, forks and spoons from left to right (with little spoons horizontally at the bottom)
 




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- rearranged the cutlery drawer so it's now knives, forks and spoons from left to right (with little spoons horizontally at the bottom)
WOOOOOOOOAH there!

Forks, then knives, then spoons, surely? - ordered as they'd be laid out at the table.
 








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Its just a more coordinated plate-to-gob experience. If I tried eating dinner with the fork in my left hand, I'd definitely end up dropping half of it all down meself.

What hand do you have the spoon in when you're eating SOUP then ?
 


ROSM

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Its just a more coordinated plate-to-gob experience. If I tried eating dinner with the fork in my left hand, I'd definitely end up dropping half of it all down meself.

What hand do you have the spoon in when you're eating SOUP then ?
Whichever hand, I would bet that HKFC moves the spoon away from him to fill up with his brown windsor
 


hans kraay fan club

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Its just a more coordinated plate-to-gob experience. If I tried eating dinner with the fork in my left hand, I'd definitely end up dropping half of it all down meself.

What hand do you have the spoon in when you're eating SOUP then ?

If you are ONLY using a fork, then using your right hand makes sense. If you're eating a CHILLI, or a PAELLA, or a nice KEDGEREE.

If it's solid food, then fork left, knife right. Unless you have a manservant who cuts up your food for you.
 




Westdene Seagull

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Not on MY table. I hold my fork in my right hand.
We're not bloody Americans ! Knife right hand helping to push food on to the fork in the left hand. Did your finishing school teach nothing ?
 


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Easy 10

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If you are ONLY using a fork, then using your right hand makes sense. If you're eating a CHILLI, or a PAELLA, or a nice KEDGEREE.

If it's solid food, then fork left, knife right. Unless you have a manservant who cuts up your food for you.
Well I'm clearly not ambidextrous in the FORK department, and I don't see it matters etiquette-wise. Its not like I'm sharing a table with Philip Schofield.

My left hand just isn't very good at things generally. If I tried to wipe my arse with my left hand then trauma would quickly ensue, and good old righty would have to carry out the clean-up.
 














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