Damn those beautiful teenage girls

[Bluejuice]

So the tidiest piece I have ever come across joined our office a couple of weeks ago and my eyes have barely been off her fantastic body ever since so I finally did a bit of background on this angel only to find out she's on a work experience placement from BHASVIC and is just SIXTEEN.

This isn't fair. I actually LOVE her.

Why must this hurdle of age stand in the way of our love?

I will be 27 this year, there's just no way of justifying it is there?


:dirtyoldman:

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

Whats her number? im only 17

 

[John Bumlick]

anyone else failing to see the problem here?

 

[dylan_bha]

Pics?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I went out with a 19 year old when I was 30, so same difference

.

 

[Silent Bob]

anyone else failing to see the problem here?

If anything this is an advantage.

 

[Bluejuice]

The problem is that whilst it's all good fun and games to harp on about fresh young meat and make jokes out of paedophilia, in practice it's a very different game.

She is SIXTEEN, not just a little bit younger than me, and yet I am aroused to the point of orgasm just by looking at her hair. YES her hair.

This is bordering on obsession and I fear for her safety, the dangerously sexy young minx

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Pics?

 

[bristolseagull]

The problem is that whilst it's all good fun and games to harp on about fresh young meat and make jokes out of paedophilia, in practice it's a very different game.

She is SIXTEEN, not just a little bit younger than me, and yet I am aroused to the point of orgasm just by looking at her hair. YES her hair.

This is bordering on obsession and I fear for her safety, the dangerously sexy young minx

grow up perhaps?

 

[Bluejuice]

grow up perhaps?

I don't think you understand. This is not some "look at me I'm all risquee talking about teenage girls" type affair.

I was genuinely shocked to learn just how young she was. She'd easily pass for early 20's.

I'm just a little bit shocked at this whole Lolita thing. She is AMAZING but she is WELL YOUNG

 

[Chester Drawers]

Nothing wrong it that ... Im 46 and already have a boner thinking about her

 

[Everest]

anyone else failing to see the problem here?

He's gay?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Of course you realise that even if you ignored her age, made a play for it AND actually pulled her that it would be doomed from the start. I mean, you'd always be a bit concerned about her age when you went in pubs and clubs, there would soon be cultural divides that would be difficult to shore up, no matter how down with the kids you are and your overwhelming life experiences would soon begin to take their toll on someone just starting out in the hedonistic world. Which leaves you with just one piece of common ground.

The whole thing would have to based purely on sex...

 

[bristolseagull]

Of course you realise that even if you ignored her age, made a play for it AND actually pulled her that it would be doomed from the start. I mean, you'd always be a bit concerned about her age when you went in pubs and clubs, there would soon be cultural divides that would be difficult to shore up, no matter how down with the kids you are and your overwhelming life experiences would soon begin to take their toll on someone just starting out in the hedonistic world. Which leaves you with just one piece of common ground.

The whole thing would have to based purely on sex...

"cultural divide"??

what the hell are you talking about? shes YOUNG not from zimbabwe

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

"cultural divide"??

what the hell are you talking about? shes YOUNG not from zimbabwe

Differing interests and cultural references. She's 16, will not remember things that have happened in the past that someone of Mr Juice's age will refer to. She may as well be from Zimbabwe if he starts banging on about the 83 cup final or something.

 

[Munkfish]

So the tidiest piece I have ever come across joined our office a couple of weeks ago and my eyes have barely been off her fantastic body ever since so I finally did a bit of background on this angel only to find out she's on a work experience placement from BHASVIC and is just SIXTEEN.

This isn't fair. I actually LOVE her.

Why must this hurdle of age stand in the way of our love?

I will be 27 this year, there's just no way of justifying it is there?


:dirtyoldman:

Sounds like you and Les have/had the same problem! what you should do is introduce her to me and ill do it for you, Les had no problems!

 

[CHAPPERS]

"cultural divide"??

what the hell are you talking about? shes YOUNG not from zimbabwe

I think he's having a wee joke.

 

[Bad Ash]

"cultural divide"??

what the hell are you talking about? shes YOUNG not from zimbabwe

I don't think Juicy mentions where she is from (other than BHASVIC), therefore she could be actually.

 

[bristolseagull]

I don't think Juicy mentions where she is from (other than BHASVIC), therefore she could be actually.

but I bet she's not

 

[John Bumlick]

i think the real issue here is that she doesn't even know you exist and, if she does, i bet she barely acknowledges you, let alone reciprocates your feelings. wank yourself stupid in the bogs a few times a day and she'll be back at college before you know it.