Daily Mirror just emailed me about Jordan!

[Soton Seagull]

Many moons ago I registered on Friends Reunited and had forgotten all about it. I just recieved an email from a Mirror Journalist who is writing a piece on Katie Price (AKA Jordan) and as I was at the same school wanted to know if I hadany stories etc or what she was like.


She was 2 years below me at school, but we all know who she was and there were a couple of stroies floating about.
So then, the morally coruptable folk of the NSC community, what should I do? (I don't really want to be quoted directly and I doubt the dumb moose would remeber me)

Certainly livened up my boring day.

 

[dwayne]

my mates one of the head doormen at Chinawhites (Jordans fave hang out) some of the stories I've heard are CRAZY!!! I cannot believe Jordan hasn't been banned from that place.

 

[ditchy]

clunk.. wasthat a name i heard being dropped !!

 

[Braders]

what school?

 

[Soton Seagull]

Blatchington Mill.

 

[magoo]

Please don't give the freak any more publicity!

 

[REDLAND]

Leave it Soton her parents have moved to Plumpton and are now neighbours with mine (got that one in hey ?) I don't need any NSC comeback !!!

 

[Raphael Meade]

my mates one of the head doormen at Chinawhites (Jordans fave hang out) some of the stories I've heard are CRAZY!!! I cannot believe Jordan hasn't been banned from that place.

like....

 

[The Wookiee]

Did she go to Blatch Mill ?
I never new that !!

 

[Normal Rob]

how much are they willing to pay?

 

[ditchy]

my mate is the head janitor at creation and thought she used to go to patcham

 

[Pavilionaire]

Shame she didn't go to Cardinal Newman.

The alleged story about her giving all the rugby team a blowjob behind the changing rooms could then have been headlined "Jordan Commits Cardinal Sin"

 

[Braders]

my mate is the head janitor at creation and thought she used to go to patcham

she did! patcham high

 

[Westdene Seagull]

she did! patcham high

Wierd .... I'd heard that she went to Dorothy Stringer. Obviously a vicious rumour.

 

[TSB]

yeah blatch it was,turned out some famous names...jordan,michael standing...fake slim

 

[CHAPPERS]

Tell them that she is a CHISLA

 

[Brovion]

About 3 years ago one of my mates went out on a couple of dates with Jordan. He works in the Film industry and at the time he was working on the film Tomb Raider. One of the cast was friends with Jordan who apparently was moaning that she can't meet a nice man! The girl said "Well I'm working with a really nice guy called David, why don't me, my boyfriend you and David go out as a foursome?" Jordan said 'yes' so they all went to a resturant and a club. Now David is the most ordinary guy in the world, and when he got home that night he found his flat was full of blokes, his flatmate had rung up all their friends and said "Guess who David is going out with tonight?" - and they'd all come round to find out how he'd got on!

Apparently she keeps forgetting she's called 'Jordan', these photogoraphers, were calling out "Jordan! Jordan!" and it would take her a couple of seconds before she realised they were talking to her.

PS - They went out once more (to the Miss World contest!) but sadly nothing after that.

 

[empire]

if you know her as katie then great you know the girl but as for twats believing jordan does half the things the press say,well your mistaken,shes a normal person under the buisness that is jordan and think the programme will show this,speaking from someone who knows

 

[Gary Nelson]

Bird I used to work with worked at Topshop for a bit. 'Katie' or Jordan as you choose to call her, purchased a pair of blck trousers. The next day she came back and said they were not suitabe and got a refund. On checking the garment, the bird noticed a trail of dried substance on the croch area. Clearly, Jordan had been out with no knickers on and left a snail trail. I started the bidding at £12 but never heard back!

 

[Biscuit]

if you know her as katie then great you know the girl but as for twats believing jordan does half the things the press say,well your mistaken,shes a normal person under the buisness that is jordan and think the programme will show this,speaking from someone who knows

I must admit, she has come across quite well on IACGMOOH (is that even shorthand!?). She comes across as a 'normal' kinda girl...just with massive boobs...thats about it.