Currently on a flight to Gatwick with Peter Crouch

[Giraffe]

What shall I ask him?

 

[rogersix]

What shall I ask him?

how big is his knob? i mean actually really

he is minted, but he's still batting wayhay above his average

 

[Gabbafella]

Does he still get royalties for his part in the bash street kids?

 

[Giraffe]

And Glen Johnson

 

[Pavilionaire]

Does he fancy playing some Route One in Russia 2018 under Big Sam?

 

[RM-Taylor]

Which Premier League striker would he recommend we try and sign who would be willing to join us.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

He must be on an exit row surely?

 

[BlockDpete]

To return his seat to the upright position, with table folded??

 

[Triggaaar]

What shall I ask him?

Ask him to say a prayer with you in Arabic.


And if you don't speak Arabic, ask him to say an Islamic prayer with you.

 

[Marshy]

Is Abby filth ?

 

[Bwian]

Has he broken in his new teeth yet?

 

[fruitnveg]

If i'm not too late, "Blimey, you're tall, aren't you?"

 

[marlowe]

1. Does he ever get annoyed with people who sit next to him on aeroplanes and barrage him with a series of inane questions for the duration of the flight?
2. Does he stand up or remain seated when wiping his arse?
3. Why don't people keep cows as pets?
4. What's on his bedside table or in his bedside cabinet?
5. Does he know anything about fixing laptops?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Is he doing strictly this year?
Has he got a photo of Abby's clunge?
How tall are you? (probably never been asked that)
Spill the dirt on Lineker and other pundits.
Does he get clinically depressed because he has never played for Brighton & Hove Albion and was this the reason he shagged another chick.
If you meet a bloke called Hove Born & Bred, walk away.
Can you play left back?

 

[Albion Robster]

How does he play snooker with Abbie...easy pink or hard brown?

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Ask him to prove if he really does have a great touch for a big lad.

 

[Yoda]

Is he doing strictly this year?

And if he is, will we get to see the Robot?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Was he the stunt double for Ioan Gruffudd in the 2005 film Fantastic Four?

 

[Giraffe]

Tsk

 

[Giraffe]

In the who uses the toilet whilst on a plane competition Crouchy beats Johnson by a long way. Which is odd considering the obvious discomfort he would face by such a manoeuvre.